And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24117. | (siukey) | 71.74 | 99% | 2015-05-29 |
| 24118. | Esther (pepperbaby) | 71.74 | 93% | 2012-09-12 |
| 24119. | James (yeuyeu4sho) | 71.74 | 97% | 2022-03-02 |
| 24120. | muteleaf (muteleaf) | 71.74 | 96% | 2011-12-06 |
| 24121. | (draco_the_toad) | 71.74 | 98% | 2021-11-21 |
| 24122. | (ironlack) | 71.74 | 95% | 2015-07-29 |
| 24123. | (chaos3333) | 71.73 | 92% | 2016-11-10 |
| 24124. | (viancaep) | 71.73 | 96.5% | 2021-02-22 |
| 24125. | (ivanferraro) | 71.73 | 95.3% | 2021-02-11 |
| 24126. | (benefactor) | 71.73 | 96% | 2012-01-30 |
| 24127. | (nmsl1993) | 71.73 | 95% | 2012-03-09 |
| 24128. | Pratik (puffthemagicdragon) | 71.73 | 95% | 2012-06-28 |
| 24129. | (alexzia) | 71.72 | 96% | 2021-06-10 |
| 24130. | (bptypegod) | 71.72 | 97% | 2022-11-04 |
| 24131. | (craziest) | 71.72 | 95% | 2016-02-10 |
| 24132. | (yozuni) | 71.71 | 97% | 2020-09-13 |
| 24133. | Trial (trial_name) | 71.70 | 95% | 2022-02-09 |
| 24134. | Dvimrak (bchadwick87) | 71.70 | 97% | 2023-02-20 |
| 24135. | Leen (leengh) | 71.70 | 97% | 2022-12-21 |
| 24136. | (boopbeepboopboop) | 71.70 | 97% | 2020-10-31 |
| 24137. | (thinkofluv) | 71.70 | 98% | 2016-05-17 |
| 24138. | (dreed4541) | 71.70 | 96% | 2011-08-27 |
| 24139. | (jaiders) | 71.70 | 96% | 2019-08-13 |
| 24140. | (wibbie) | 71.70 | 93% | 2015-08-13 |
| 24141. | (sambecket) | 71.70 | 93% | 2014-05-03 |
| 24142. | (setareh_n_g) | 71.70 | 93% | 2013-02-13 |
| 24143. | (thors_right_nut) | 71.69 | 99% | 2021-09-22 |
| 24144. | (moods) | 71.69 | 90% | 2015-07-02 |
| 24145. | (dna89) | 71.69 | 97% | 2021-10-26 |
| 24146. | (mayac) | 71.69 | 97% | 2021-05-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |