I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2918. | nabeel (nabeelmirza) | 78.49 | 97.2% | 2024-10-03 |
| 2919. | Chris (prospa) | 78.46 | 96.6% | 2023-10-25 |
| 2920. | Gagan (gagan18) | 78.45 | 96.9% | 2023-07-01 |
| 2921. | heHe (vunj) | 78.44 | 96% | 2025-06-28 |
| 2922. | nhubm (a_blover108) | 78.40 | 97% | 2025-09-29 |
| 2923. | Shishcobober (shishcobober2) | 78.40 | 96.8% | 2025-02-14 |
| 2924. | Aya (dinodance) | 78.36 | 96% | 2023-12-09 |
| 2925. | Ian (dna01) | 78.33 | 96.5% | 2025-01-18 |
| 2926. | Seb (defaultseb) | 78.33 | 95.4% | 2023-08-08 |
| 2927. | Jackie (jackie_7) | 78.32 | 95% | 2025-11-20 |
| 2928. | shakthi (shakthi1731u) | 78.30 | 97.3% | 2024-10-24 |
| 2929. | Samsore (samsore) | 78.30 | 93.7% | 2024-01-02 |
| 2930. | tstats[ymagunn] (ymagunn) | 78.28 | 95.9% | 2024-03-14 |
| 2931. | paim (barat_paim) | 78.26 | 97.4% | 2024-12-02 |
| 2932. | Wayfair Cabinet (wayfair_ca... | 78.26 | 98% | 2024-01-05 |
| 2933. | wishiwasalt (wishiwasalt) | 78.26 | 97.3% | 2023-10-25 |
| 2934. | Thinh (thinhtr) | 78.24 | 96.4% | 2025-01-02 |
| 2935. | Ali (ali_pro) | 78.23 | 94.2% | 2023-11-18 |
| 2936. | Kao (_psiphi) | 78.23 | 97% | 2025-10-09 |
| 2937. | Atem (siratem) | 78.23 | 96% | 2023-06-04 |
| 2938. | Adilzhan (adilzhan1112) | 78.22 | 94.3% | 2024-05-04 |
| 2939. | Raymond (droid_za) | 78.21 | 98% | 2025-08-20 |
| 2940. | Vu (kroken_keyboard) | 78.19 | 96.8% | 2023-05-26 |
| 2941. | Akbar Khan (akbar56) | 78.18 | 97.2% | 2025-01-26 |
| 2942. | McFlurry (bigmactyu) | 78.18 | 96.2% | 2025-01-26 |
| 2943. | Big Albert (bigalbertpickle... | 78.17 | 95% | 2023-12-29 |
| 2944. | Duc Hien (dhienf0707) | 78.15 | 96.3% | 2025-02-20 |
| 2945. | ahihi (kakacbx) | 78.10 | 98% | 2023-05-21 |
| 2946. | Y3 (yyy333) | 78.09 | 97% | 2023-05-07 |
| 2947. | Arthead (arthead) | 78.03 | 96.2% | 2024-05-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |