Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29307. | (novipi) | 53.59 | 92% | 2012-12-11 |
| 29308. | Pintu (pintukanjia) | 53.59 | 98% | 2021-07-09 |
| 29309. | Shatrunjai (shatru) | 53.59 | 98% | 2018-02-22 |
| 29310. | kaki (kakuli) | 53.59 | 96% | 2022-06-29 |
| 29311. | (saxon) | 53.58 | 94% | 2016-11-30 |
| 29312. | (memitz13) | 53.58 | 95% | 2018-07-12 |
| 29313. | Poleg (poleg) | 53.58 | 97% | 2022-11-20 |
| 29314. | (galaxy_bloodcuz) | 53.58 | 94% | 2019-05-02 |
| 29315. | (iggy3931) | 53.57 | 92% | 2015-12-07 |
| 29316. | (lordernest) | 53.57 | — | 2009-07-31 |
| 29317. | (trololo321) | 53.57 | 93% | 2012-12-17 |
| 29318. | (uenx) | 53.57 | — | 2009-03-31 |
| 29319. | maryam (marr) | 53.57 | — | 2010-02-14 |
| 29320. | (augustvage) | 53.57 | 96% | 2023-09-19 |
| 29321. | zero sum (zerosumm) | 53.57 | 95% | 2022-04-13 |
| 29322. | (daimyo) | 53.57 | 91% | 2011-11-20 |
| 29323. | (thinhfls) | 53.56 | 95% | 2012-04-04 |
| 29324. | (namanh) | 53.56 | — | 2010-10-03 |
| 29325. | (myst) | 53.56 | 97% | 2013-01-30 |
| 29326. | Jan (barisgolda) | 53.56 | 92% | 2016-11-22 |
| 29327. | (dio_o_oib) | 53.55 | 95% | 2019-05-04 |
| 29328. | (luceried) | 53.55 | 96% | 2016-10-14 |
| 29329. | (smadav) | 53.55 | 94% | 2012-01-29 |
| 29330. | (erickjulvan) | 53.55 | 89% | 2015-11-16 |
| 29331. | (shad0wb0x) | 53.55 | 90% | 2016-09-03 |
| 29332. | (emelia_g) | 53.55 | 95% | 2023-03-06 |
| 29333. | (lemario) | 53.55 | 89% | 2014-01-10 |
| 29334. | (phlogistique) | 53.54 | 95% | 2012-12-19 |
| 29335. | (jsevzq) | 53.54 | 96.2% | 2023-10-01 |
| 29336. | (basis_pursuit_1) | 53.54 | 97% | 2023-06-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |