So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15437. | 粘り (clayjarcm) | 75.88 | 98% | 2018-12-08 |
| 15438. | Naveed Haider Khan (naveedh... | 75.88 | 95% | 2013-09-13 |
| 15439. | Brian (bahlur) | 75.88 | — | 2009-02-11 |
| 15440. | Dan (danomate) | 75.88 | 88% | 2016-09-18 |
| 15441. | lammi (lamie) | 75.88 | 95% | 2015-03-16 |
| 15442. | House V (housev) | 75.88 | 97% | 2015-02-28 |
| 15443. | Rachel (rffree) | 75.87 | 95% | 2019-06-03 |
| 15444. | Victor (kizamui) | 75.87 | 98% | 2022-03-09 |
| 15445. | donald balls (swag_man_unli... | 75.87 | 96% | 2020-06-14 |
| 15446. | oualda (oualda) | 75.87 | 97% | 2022-07-30 |
| 15447. | obh (_r_s_) | 75.87 | — | 2010-03-11 |
| 15448. | Taylor (taylorx) | 75.87 | — | 2010-12-17 |
| 15449. | Alex (atduffaut) | 75.86 | 95.6% | 2023-06-05 |
| 15450. | Siddharth (siddharthkurnal) | 75.86 | 98% | 2018-05-11 |
| 15451. | Kris (xkruz) | 75.86 | 94% | 2013-03-19 |
| 15452. | Jotaro (udetha) | 75.86 | 96% | 2019-11-28 |
| 15453. | James (verysoftpillows) | 75.85 | 97% | 2021-07-14 |
| 15454. | Joshua (tophu) | 75.85 | 88% | 2013-09-16 |
| 15455. | Santiago (forero) | 75.85 | 96% | 2023-06-30 |
| 15456. | Tomek (tomekrihliy) | 75.85 | 96% | 2021-06-27 |
| 15457. | Thiago (thiagosobral) | 75.85 | — | 2010-11-01 |
| 15458. | Giovanni (kumalo) | 75.85 | 97% | 2011-07-24 |
| 15459. | Snail (snailll) | 75.85 | — | 2010-04-04 |
| 15460. | nxg2012 (nxg2012) | 75.85 | 94% | 2012-10-14 |
| 15461. | Titel (andrewh) | 75.85 | 97% | 2016-04-13 |
| 15462. | Lorenzo (liquidswords) | 75.84 | 96% | 2021-04-07 |
| 15463. | Shinji (twnecro) | 75.83 | 95% | 2011-10-24 |
| 15464. | MasonColemak (masoncolemak) | 75.83 | 95% | 2023-02-07 |
| 15465. | Monsieur (tonga) | 75.83 | — | 2009-07-09 |
| 15466. | Geert (gburg) | 75.83 | 97% | 2016-11-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |