I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8623. | Hajar (hajar424) | 90.06 | 98% | 2020-07-27 |
| 8624. | Raaed (raaed_23) | 90.06 | 98% | 2020-05-03 |
| 8625. | Davey (daveyherring) | 90.06 | 95% | 2018-04-13 |
| 8626. | Carl (carlstanson) | 90.06 | 95% | 2016-07-04 |
| 8627. | Genesis (buasch) | 90.05 | 98% | 2024-11-26 |
| 8628. | Hamza (hamza1234) | 90.05 | 95% | 2017-02-23 |
| 8629. | TalentedViolet (talentedvio... | 90.04 | 97% | 2025-10-22 |
| 8630. | Ahjin (sakurajimasan) | 90.04 | 97% | 2021-05-27 |
| 8631. | Eskooty (eskooty) | 90.04 | 98% | 2021-03-29 |
| 8632. | Jeffrey (ballandrice) | 90.04 | 97% | 2020-05-25 |
| 8633. | deget (deget) | 90.04 | 98% | 2016-04-16 |
| 8634. | Randy (rhomusic) | 90.04 | 99% | 2018-01-05 |
| 8635. | Caleb (keyslayer17) | 90.04 | 98% | 2017-04-24 |
| 8636. | Garotto (uselessusername) | 90.04 | 97% | 2019-05-03 |
| 8637. | Sean (sho01) | 90.04 | 97% | 2015-05-14 |
| 8638. | Serial (serial_typer) | 90.03 | 98% | 2022-02-13 |
| 8639. | stepoffthegas (stepoffthegas) | 90.02 | 98% | 2022-11-11 |
| 8640. | Jeff (muscularfingers) | 90.02 | 92% | 2016-06-07 |
| 8641. | Lorenzo (superlorenzo) | 90.02 | 98% | 2023-01-22 |
| 8642. | Yao (thewrongnumber) | 90.02 | 97% | 2019-03-29 |
| 8643. | Milly (yllim) | 90.01 | 96.2% | 2023-09-05 |
| 8644. | Ben (koppix) | 90.01 | 98.5% | 2024-02-21 |
| 8645. | Kai (gigadelic) | 90.01 | 97% | 2022-11-08 |
| 8646. | Luke (lukeeff) | 90.01 | 95% | 2022-05-25 |
| 8647. | Max (pizzadog2) | 90.01 | 98% | 2018-07-19 |
| 8648. | Brett (brett_t) | 90.01 | 99% | 2015-12-10 |
| 8649. | tla (wackyracer23) | 89.99 | 97% | 2025-06-06 |
| 8650. | Andy Starr (andystarr) | 89.99 | 98% | 2025-07-29 |
| 8651. | ScocoPope (scocopal) | 89.99 | 97% | 2022-05-20 |
| 8652. | Mewn (mewn) | 89.99 | 97% | 2022-12-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |