Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3150. | (noraeintotre) | 106.06 | 91% | 2016-10-05 |
| 3151. | (packedup) | 106.05 | — | 2008-09-01 |
| 3152. | Morris (h0nny) | 106.05 | 98% | 2020-03-04 |
| 3153. | Stropheum (stropheum) | 106.04 | 99% | 2017-10-25 |
| 3154. | 144p 1998 VW Beetle (stryke... | 106.04 | 98% | 2022-02-14 |
| 3155. | (benatshishiku) | 106.04 | 97.8% | 2021-01-31 |
| 3156. | beachill (beachill) | 106.04 | 98% | 2023-05-07 |
| 3157. | Empress (empress812) | 106.03 | 99% | 2014-04-29 |
| 3158. | FlameFrost (flamefrost) | 106.03 | 100% | 2023-04-05 |
| 3159. | x (mxlxdx) | 106.03 | 98% | 2018-11-16 |
| 3160. | (danielbillette@hotmail.com) | 106.02 | 98% | 2018-05-16 |
| 3161. | (tchou) | 106.02 | 97% | 2013-08-15 |
| 3162. | (mcm0313) | 106.02 | 98% | 2016-05-23 |
| 3163. | (phenombox) | 106.02 | 95% | 2016-01-05 |
| 3164. | Kelvin (scarecrow_abc) | 106.01 | 96% | 2012-07-21 |
| 3165. | (monstertaco) | 106.00 | 99% | 2019-04-10 |
| 3166. | (theworminator) | 105.99 | 94% | 2012-06-14 |
| 3167. | (vklaglol) | 105.99 | 93% | 2014-10-08 |
| 3168. | Grace (kitsumi) | 105.99 | 99% | 2016-12-11 |
| 3169. | holymoly (kajohnny) | 105.99 | 97% | 2023-02-02 |
| 3170. | (idontrespectx) | 105.98 | 97% | 2021-08-06 |
| 3171. | (christabelissleeping) | 105.98 | 97% | 2016-05-21 |
| 3172. | (rayacross) | 105.98 | 98% | 2022-04-24 |
| 3173. | k (kathy100) | 105.97 | — | 2008-09-18 |
| 3174. | Ryan (ryanp_me) | 105.97 | 96% | 2011-12-21 |
| 3175. | eightyqwerty (yectep) | 105.96 | 97% | 2014-08-15 |
| 3176. | Megg (megawatt) | 105.95 | 95% | 2012-01-04 |
| 3177. | (killertacos) | 105.95 | 98% | 2023-07-15 |
| 3178. | (lualua) | 105.94 | 100% | 2013-10-31 |
| 3179. | Molerat (colonelmolerat) | 105.93 | 98% | 2013-05-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |