And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12338. | Made (aryx) | 92.95 | 98% | 2015-02-02 |
| 12339. | Stewart (ruckover) | 92.95 | 95% | 2016-03-10 |
| 12340. | Sandra (sandra_gun) | 92.95 | 97% | 2015-08-09 |
| 12341. | Jordy (mrollie) | 92.95 | 96% | 2018-04-14 |
| 12342. | Chad (donovan2) | 92.95 | — | 2009-07-03 |
| 12343. | A L E X (alyx11445) | 92.95 | 99% | 2019-07-13 |
| 12344. | m (imtiaz) | 92.94 | 98% | 2014-12-27 |
| 12345. | Jodie (jodie_a) | 92.94 | 98% | 2022-07-02 |
| 12346. | uwu (mr_mint) | 92.94 | 95% | 2022-03-19 |
| 12347. | Vlad (gensou) | 92.94 | 92% | 2014-05-05 |
| 12348. | Jack (raspyspartan) | 92.94 | 98% | 2022-01-06 |
| 12349. | CHEESE (chromatickhaled) | 92.94 | 98% | 2021-10-28 |
| 12350. | Ric (drrz) | 92.93 | 99% | 2021-01-12 |
| 12351. | Maybe (maybecow) | 92.93 | 97% | 2020-10-30 |
| 12352. | Mike (tsunami21) | 92.93 | 97% | 2012-12-12 |
| 12353. | Ghost (immaghost) | 92.93 | 95% | 2016-02-27 |
| 12354. | Hlizak (hlizak) | 92.92 | 95% | 2013-07-23 |
| 12355. | Sinful Sam (sinfulsam) | 92.92 | 99% | 2023-02-04 |
| 12356. | Tobiloba (thetobitron) | 92.92 | 97% | 2021-11-30 |
| 12357. | Kevin (demote) | 92.92 | — | 2009-10-23 |
| 12358. | Sebastian (proudpole) | 92.92 | 96% | 2021-11-24 |
| 12359. | Assassin4Hire (strictmath) | 92.92 | 97% | 2015-05-31 |
| 12360. | NUH_DVORAK (nuh_dvorak) | 92.92 | 96% | 2012-07-21 |
| 12361. | TJ (inameiname) | 92.92 | — | 2011-02-25 |
| 12362. | QuietObedientConsent (arrow... | 92.92 | 97% | 2019-07-10 |
| 12363. | Oliwier (olix04) | 92.91 | 97% | 2022-07-14 |
| 12364. | alex (alexyan) | 92.91 | 98% | 2021-05-03 |
| 12365. | Macho (iammacho) | 92.91 | 91% | 2012-06-07 |
| 12366. | Dan (dandarandan) | 92.91 | 91% | 2016-11-06 |
| 12367. | Kevinh (baconpool14) | 92.90 | 97% | 2021-10-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |