I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8807. | Marc (mreading) | 88.90 | 98% | 2016-01-20 |
| 8808. | Antonio (balusus96) | 88.89 | 94% | 2015-04-06 |
| 8809. | EEEEErol (rsfatboy119) | 88.89 | 97% | 2017-04-16 |
| 8810. | Stacey (hakushi) | 88.88 | 91% | 2016-03-07 |
| 8811. | Neil (neilborde) | 88.88 | 97% | 2017-01-05 |
| 8812. | Zoe (zoeerp) | 88.87 | 96% | 2015-11-05 |
| 8813. | Jeffrey (jeffyee12122) | 88.87 | 98% | 2025-02-17 |
| 8814. | Enclosed (enclosedletter) | 88.87 | 97% | 2022-09-03 |
| 8815. | Josiah (jojobaphobe) | 88.87 | 97% | 2020-10-01 |
| 8816. | Baz (bazzykrunkz) | 88.87 | 95% | 2020-04-28 |
| 8817. | Pedro (m0choo) | 88.87 | 97.6% | 2021-02-01 |
| 8818. | nafaal (nafaal) | 88.86 | 98% | 2023-05-17 |
| 8819. | Irham (irhamdinataa) | 88.86 | 98% | 2021-09-10 |
| 8820. | Chumchum (aldzia) | 88.86 | 97% | 2021-02-11 |
| 8821. | EdJr (edjr) | 88.86 | 98% | 2021-06-17 |
| 8822. | `jakeeee_ (jakee_) | 88.86 | 97% | 2018-03-09 |
| 8823. | David (dave_em) | 88.85 | 99% | 2021-08-14 |
| 8824. | TheShulkerBox (theshulkerbox) | 88.85 | 97% | 2024-08-18 |
| 8825. | Zack (_sempiternal_) | 88.85 | 97% | 2019-08-24 |
| 8826. | alyssa (alyyyssa) | 88.85 | 97% | 2017-06-06 |
| 8827. | Arsennn (arsenn) | 88.85 | 97% | 2023-03-28 |
| 8828. | tstats[wimbleimble] (wimble... | 88.85 | 97% | 2021-05-10 |
| 8829. | Romeo (vroomeo) | 88.84 | 97% | 2023-09-11 |
| 8830. | Daniel (stan_gfriend) | 88.84 | 96% | 2020-11-04 |
| 8831. | ph (phmi) | 88.84 | 99% | 2022-09-20 |
| 8832. | Rahul (russellriago) | 88.84 | 97% | 2019-09-19 |
| 8833. | Candice (cc_1217) | 88.84 | 96% | 2017-05-23 |
| 8834. | Jimmy (user39) | 88.83 | 97.3% | 2023-11-24 |
| 8835. | Boris (bpst2k) | 88.83 | 98% | 2022-05-20 |
| 8836. | Feiran (taofifi11) | 88.83 | 99% | 2023-08-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |