The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24177. | Jessie (unicorn_lion) | 65.65 | 92% | 2015-06-29 |
| 24178. | Trent (opman335) | 65.65 | 96% | 2019-06-03 |
| 24179. | Pokey (pikachu3182) | 65.64 | 96% | 2023-01-21 |
| 24180. | Konya (konya) | 65.64 | 97% | 2023-10-04 |
| 24181. | Chirath (cp_guy) | 65.64 | 96% | 2022-05-13 |
| 24182. | jai (predator726) | 65.64 | 97% | 2022-12-07 |
| 24183. | Stefan (zaphodb) | 65.64 | 97% | 2013-02-08 |
| 24184. | Mubashar (mubashar_javed) | 65.64 | 97% | 2020-09-20 |
| 24185. | chipchiu (chipchiu) | 65.64 | 98% | 2013-08-12 |
| 24186. | Davin (davinz) | 65.64 | — | 2009-11-19 |
| 24187. | Ryan (ryangrospe) | 65.64 | 96% | 2012-01-04 |
| 24188. | James (poseidon354) | 65.64 | 95% | 2012-09-10 |
| 24189. | Huy (ledinhhuy88) | 65.64 | 97% | 2014-06-05 |
| 24190. | akZERO1 (akzero1) | 65.63 | 98% | 2023-01-12 |
| 24191. | Alisher (ollyysh) | 65.63 | 98% | 2021-08-03 |
| 24192. | Jonathan (jonathan888) | 65.63 | 96% | 2022-02-04 |
| 24193. | Nam (theshiznut) | 65.62 | 91% | 2012-03-24 |
| 24194. | ciksitiradz (ciksitiradz) | 65.62 | 97% | 2023-06-07 |
| 24195. | Allan (allanwchang) | 65.62 | 96% | 2021-11-11 |
| 24196. | Santosh (santoshg) | 65.62 | 99% | 2013-06-26 |
| 24197. | Vincent Tsui (s13295) | 65.62 | 88% | 2016-05-08 |
| 24198. | Danang (dasyad00) | 65.62 | 91% | 2017-05-24 |
| 24199. | Michael (banelove) | 65.62 | 96% | 2013-07-19 |
| 24200. | Macy (macylace) | 65.61 | 97% | 2021-11-22 |
| 24201. | Kurien (kurienzach) | 65.61 | 94% | 2012-01-04 |
| 24202. | Bee (berinth) | 65.61 | 98% | 2014-03-05 |
| 24203. | sharaf (sharaf_makk) | 65.61 | 95% | 2022-08-11 |
| 24204. | Nicolas (skinny13timmy) | 65.61 | 96% | 2018-05-03 |
| 24205. | Édouard (edouard48) | 65.61 | 92% | 2016-08-21 |
| 24206. | coraline (coraline19) | 65.61 | 97% | 2020-08-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |