And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16133. | Sean (thoughtprocess) | 85.97 | — | 2009-10-31 |
| 16134. | Ken (kenleung) | 85.96 | — | 2009-01-30 |
| 16135. | LX (nguyenkien) | 85.96 | 98% | 2011-07-05 |
| 16136. | Evangelion (zarzsy) | 85.96 | 98% | 2022-03-02 |
| 16137. | Lauren (unelunebleu) | 85.96 | 96% | 2015-04-19 |
| 16138. | Zeus (zkrakus) | 85.96 | 98% | 2021-06-22 |
| 16139. | Paul (paulk) | 85.95 | — | 2010-01-31 |
| 16140. | Ethan (ethanchansk) | 85.95 | 96% | 2022-08-27 |
| 16141. | Franco (rubikute) | 85.95 | 97% | 2021-12-29 |
| 16142. | Anup (anupya) | 85.95 | 98% | 2015-04-11 |
| 16143. | Jørgen (jolos) | 85.94 | 97% | 2014-02-20 |
| 16144. | Taylor (taylor_1121) | 85.94 | 98% | 2021-12-01 |
| 16145. | ricky (berwickgud) | 85.94 | 96% | 2023-06-19 |
| 16146. | Coop (gupp) | 85.94 | 95% | 2021-05-21 |
| 16147. | SPICY (spicynote) | 85.94 | 96% | 2021-11-15 |
| 16148. | manoj (manoj0792) | 85.94 | 96.3% | 2023-10-15 |
| 16149. | Cookie (cookie091) | 85.93 | 96% | 2021-07-03 |
| 16150. | Øverdose (sebalinux) | 85.93 | 94% | 2012-10-06 |
| 16151. | Emiel (meastro) | 85.93 | 97% | 2020-03-26 |
| 16152. | Nam (theshiznut) | 85.93 | 91% | 2016-03-08 |
| 16153. | Lilly (gyongyvirag) | 85.93 | 95% | 2012-04-23 |
| 16154. | Oscar (worstplayer87) | 85.92 | 98% | 2021-12-08 |
| 16155. | H3rry (harry_101) | 85.92 | 97.4% | 2021-01-27 |
| 16156. | Diepday (linhleo372) | 85.92 | 97% | 2022-10-04 |
| 16157. | Jeremiah (jeremiahnyc) | 85.92 | 99% | 2021-04-23 |
| 16158. | tstats[dannyworld] (dannywo... | 85.92 | 97% | 2022-12-27 |
| 16159. | Noodle (noodle0044) | 85.91 | 97% | 2022-10-28 |
| 16160. | Asewze (asewze) | 85.91 | 97% | 2021-01-22 |
| 16161. | Chris (chenstopher) | 85.91 | 94% | 2012-01-01 |
| 16162. | Alea (prettygirl) | 85.91 | — | 2008-09-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |