I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17530. | blobfish (blobfishk) | 70.33 | 94% | 2019-04-07 |
| 17531. | Udoneo (udoneo) | 70.33 | 97% | 2017-06-06 |
| 17532. | សុធា (sothearpse) | 70.33 | 93% | 2016-08-23 |
| 17533. | niloofar (nil0ofar) | 70.33 | 98% | 2018-11-23 |
| 17534. | tom (feelthewrath) | 70.32 | 97% | 2022-05-09 |
| 17535. | asd (seridel) | 70.32 | 94% | 2017-04-25 |
| 17536. | akabane (aka_bane) | 70.32 | 82% | 2016-11-18 |
| 17537. | dangdut (dangdutkoplo) | 70.32 | 97% | 2018-09-19 |
| 17538. | shubham (shubham0007) | 70.32 | 94% | 2015-08-13 |
| 17539. | Dev (dev_1729) | 70.31 | 98% | 2021-12-06 |
| 17540. | Arun (jerry09871) | 70.31 | 97% | 2022-01-18 |
| 17541. | Alwin (kainetik) | 70.31 | 95% | 2017-04-12 |
| 17542. | jonson (lyfissht) | 70.31 | 97% | 2021-12-06 |
| 17543. | Hmmm2100 (hahha2100) | 70.31 | 97.8% | 2021-02-13 |
| 17544. | BATMAN (liine117) | 70.31 | 98% | 2017-07-30 |
| 17545. | the (icydowgz) | 70.30 | 96.7% | 2023-10-21 |
| 17546. | Tahar (tmasmaliyev) | 70.29 | 97% | 2022-10-29 |
| 17547. | fluzz (fluzz142857) | 70.29 | 97% | 2018-08-19 |
| 17548. | mehdi (mehdi_chime) | 70.29 | 97% | 2015-04-30 |
| 17549. | TheSeaRabbit (thesearabbit) | 70.29 | 96% | 2021-01-14 |
| 17550. | Paul (paukars) | 70.29 | 98% | 2021-07-28 |
| 17551. | Cone (conegranice) | 70.28 | 96% | 2021-02-06 |
| 17552. | BASIL (basilps123) | 70.28 | 100% | 2018-11-22 |
| 17553. | baby (babyshadow) | 70.28 | 97% | 2022-07-04 |
| 17554. | Donee (volts5) | 70.28 | 94% | 2021-04-25 |
| 17555. | zeeceebee (zeeceebee) | 70.28 | 98% | 2017-04-26 |
| 17556. | John Doe (skitzoid) | 70.27 | 96% | 2025-10-28 |
| 17557. | Nolan (nd23) | 70.27 | 98% | 2022-12-14 |
| 17558. | Saptarshi (lamda_cdm_10) | 70.27 | 97% | 2022-04-07 |
| 17559. | Speedy Gonzales (speedy_gon... | 70.27 | 94% | 2023-01-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |