The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12491. | Alkeradez (zxlhebelxz) | 85.01 | 95.9% | 2025-02-14 |
| 12492. | Pirapat (pirapatqwe) | 85.01 | 85% | 2015-02-24 |
| 12493. | gmbmw (gmbmw) | 85.01 | 97% | 2021-04-29 |
| 12494. | mfs (mfs_racer) | 85.01 | 97% | 2018-04-20 |
| 12495. | Kaziner (kazin) | 85.01 | 99% | 2013-01-26 |
| 12496. | mcga (mcga) | 85.01 | 97.9% | 2023-12-15 |
| 12497. | Bertil (chariatos) | 85.01 | 97% | 2019-02-01 |
| 12498. | afgfdhsdhf (arensito) | 85.01 | 93% | 2011-11-18 |
| 12499. | Tikku (undefined_particle) | 85.01 | 93% | 2017-01-15 |
| 12500. | ellioats (ellioats) | 85.00 | 98% | 2025-11-22 |
| 12501. | dev (devdavinchi) | 85.00 | 98% | 2022-09-09 |
| 12502. | EhterMorph (ethermorph) | 85.00 | 97% | 2025-08-18 |
| 12503. | Lime (lime_is) | 85.00 | 97% | 2021-03-17 |
| 12504. | Typer (fastfire) | 85.00 | 98% | 2021-03-07 |
| 12505. | Mason (mrnicejob) | 85.00 | 97% | 2015-06-03 |
| 12506. | pizki (pizki) | 85.00 | 97% | 2014-08-22 |
| 12507. | Kalash (asdforever) | 84.99 | 95% | 2026-03-10 |
| 12508. | Bill (billyisme) | 84.99 | 95.3% | 2024-11-27 |
| 12509. | pall_smeenis (pall_smeenis) | 84.99 | 98% | 2024-12-02 |
| 12510. | bjobers (bjobers) | 84.99 | 97% | 2024-03-23 |
| 12511. | つき (tsuki24) | 84.99 | 97.7% | 2024-03-20 |
| 12512. | GL (gl2993) | 84.99 | 96% | 2015-02-25 |
| 12513. | Tyler (thermalcry) | 84.99 | 96% | 2012-12-14 |
| 12514. | สปริงหัก (b... | 84.99 | 99% | 2018-08-03 |
| 12515. | Damon (damonc89) | 84.98 | 96.7% | 2024-04-17 |
| 12516. | I SUPPORT PALESTINE (sadfasdf) | 84.98 | 98% | 2025-12-27 |
| 12517. | david (nugnoy) | 84.98 | 93% | 2013-08-19 |
| 12518. | Monkeyjwzd (monkeyjwzd) | 84.98 | 96.1% | 2025-01-22 |
| 12519. | moron (moron) | 84.98 | 96% | 2013-08-11 |
| 12520. | notbowen (notbowen) | 84.97 | 97% | 2026-01-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |