As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7098. | Aiden (aiden_hendry) | 90.79 | 93% | 2017-04-06 |
| 7099. | Katherine (kleesaunders) | 90.79 | 98% | 2021-09-29 |
| 7100. | Bone (mrstyles) | 90.79 | 99% | 2022-08-24 |
| 7101. | Michael Green (mgreen20) | 90.78 | 98% | 2022-12-22 |
| 7102. | NONQUIT KillerSpider (dream... | 90.78 | 94% | 2024-02-23 |
| 7103. | M (mrwiggles77) | 90.78 | 97% | 2022-08-09 |
| 7104. | popsickles (popsickles) | 90.78 | 98% | 2020-12-15 |
| 7105. | Qi (whathaha) | 90.78 | 98% | 2020-09-30 |
| 7106. | grumpyguy (grumpyguy) | 90.77 | 98% | 2020-10-26 |
| 7107. | Wade (hakunamatataa) | 90.77 | 97.2% | 2023-09-17 |
| 7108. | Christy (tafinch) | 90.77 | 98% | 2016-12-19 |
| 7109. | Ryan (ryanspeed) | 90.76 | 97.2% | 2023-11-22 |
| 7110. | Toast (michaelking) | 90.76 | 98% | 2020-07-07 |
| 7111. | Nibit (nibit) | 90.76 | 96% | 2022-05-06 |
| 7112. | Ethan (conanethan) | 90.76 | 97% | 2022-04-25 |
| 7113. | Preston (lantzer) | 90.76 | 91% | 2016-03-22 |
| 7114. | Sam (nimrif) | 90.75 | 93% | 2016-05-06 |
| 7115. | paddy (kattumanidhan) | 90.75 | 97% | 2022-02-05 |
| 7116. | Abizer (abizern) | 90.75 | 99% | 2023-05-11 |
| 7117. | Branko (branko_md) | 90.75 | 97% | 2021-05-20 |
| 7118. | Tyler (thermalcry) | 90.75 | 98% | 2022-08-24 |
| 7119. | Jayden (shiakose) | 90.74 | 96.7% | 2024-02-07 |
| 7120. | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)🖕 (your... | 90.74 | 96% | 2022-04-22 |
| 7121. | Benjamin (benjaminjam) | 90.74 | 98% | 2023-03-14 |
| 7122. | Magnus (magicbane) | 90.74 | 93% | 2016-05-16 |
| 7123. | Lewis (znake) | 90.73 | 97% | 2018-01-24 |
| 7124. | Lazy (lazytcup) | 90.73 | 97% | 2021-03-27 |
| 7125. | LenY (lenyx24) | 90.73 | 96.3% | 2024-03-03 |
| 7126. | Elizabeth (elizabethwei) | 90.73 | 99% | 2020-08-26 |
| 7127. | SSim (swain_simon) | 90.72 | 97% | 2023-02-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |