I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1807. | pls (pls_) | 92.29 | 98% | 2024-07-24 |
| 1808. | progoo (progoo) | 92.29 | 96.5% | 2024-02-04 |
| 1809. | alex rae (alexmcrae) | 92.27 | 98% | 2025-06-12 |
| 1810. | (-_-) (bvw400) | 92.27 | 96.3% | 2023-10-12 |
| 1811. | Max (hooterr) | 92.27 | 96% | 2026-04-30 |
| 1812. | Gainz (gainz_machine) | 92.26 | 97% | 2023-08-19 |
| 1813. | Cinna Bunbun (cinna_bunbun) | 92.25 | 97% | 2023-07-01 |
| 1814. | 板蓝根 (goku123goku) | 92.25 | 97.2% | 2025-01-26 |
| 1815. | Kevin (yurts) | 92.25 | 95% | 2023-08-13 |
| 1816. | Ryan (ryanwalterg) | 92.23 | 96.8% | 2024-03-27 |
| 1817. | Laurence (laurence42) | 92.20 | 97.2% | 2023-09-29 |
| 1818. | Brian (bgan) | 92.20 | 96.7% | 2023-05-30 |
| 1819. | Will (williamwang) | 92.20 | 98% | 2026-01-26 |
| 1820. | Roboute (robosote) | 92.16 | 97.3% | 2023-06-06 |
| 1821. | Silver Bullet (rcanist) | 92.14 | 99.2% | 2025-03-14 |
| 1822. | Sanic (192378) | 92.10 | 97% | 2023-04-29 |
| 1823. | L (thereddone) | 92.08 | 99.2% | 2024-09-29 |
| 1824. | tstats[jancs] (jancs) | 92.08 | 96.3% | 2023-05-19 |
| 1825. | spad1e (spad1e) | 92.07 | 96% | 2025-05-26 |
| 1826. | NoName (ineedname) | 92.07 | 96.2% | 2024-02-26 |
| 1827. | Nox (potatogangsta) | 92.07 | 98% | 2026-01-12 |
| 1828. | Silentlisp (silentlisp) | 92.05 | 97.7% | 2024-06-24 |
| 1829. | crytl (crytl) | 92.04 | 97.7% | 2023-12-02 |
| 1830. | HennesseyDrew (hennydrew) | 92.00 | 98% | 2025-03-05 |
| 1831. | ws (wdsyywd) | 92.00 | 97.8% | 2023-09-11 |
| 1832. | Violet (fierypotato) | 91.99 | 98% | 2023-09-20 |
| 1833. | KnewTon (garywantusi) | 91.97 | 96% | 2025-07-13 |
| 1834. | Callum (turt2014) | 91.96 | 97.8% | 2024-02-24 |
| 1835. | Robert (typeson) | 91.96 | 98.3% | 2023-09-07 |
| 1836. | K (sunfalls) | 91.95 | 99% | 2023-08-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |