The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13956. | emu (emu995) | 81.60 | 97% | 2013-02-12 |
| 13957. | Zero (kaminari_zero) | 81.59 | 98% | 2023-08-08 |
| 13958. | Rhys (rhosllop) | 81.59 | 97% | 2022-11-27 |
| 13959. | Ross (rosstheboss24) | 81.59 | 97% | 2021-01-28 |
| 13960. | b (ninjac) | 81.59 | — | 2008-12-01 |
| 13961. | Jason (goosejuice) | 81.59 | 97% | 2020-03-01 |
| 13962. | Jckyy (jckyy) | 81.59 | 97% | 2018-04-12 |
| 13963. | Mike (fdsa) | 81.59 | — | 2009-12-04 |
| 13964. | Violet (violmend7) | 81.59 | 96% | 2019-06-05 |
| 13965. | Doug (napster1) | 81.59 | 98% | 2014-06-10 |
| 13966. | Koki (frequentflyer) | 81.58 | 97% | 2017-06-19 |
| 13967. | Skyler (skylersanzo) | 81.58 | 97% | 2018-04-03 |
| 13968. | GeekyPianst (geekypianst) | 81.58 | 96% | 2022-09-14 |
| 13969. | saeednezamy@gmail.com (saee... | 81.58 | 96% | 2016-05-25 |
| 13970. | DAViD (davidkapro) | 81.58 | 97% | 2014-08-31 |
| 13971. | Zaxx (zaxx) | 81.58 | 95% | 2014-01-28 |
| 13972. | Kanga (__kanga__) | 81.57 | 97% | 2023-03-19 |
| 13973. | L (thereddone) | 81.57 | 98% | 2022-12-14 |
| 13974. | simonator (realsimonator) | 81.57 | 97% | 2020-12-08 |
| 13975. | callum (changetowumbo) | 81.57 | 92% | 2016-10-21 |
| 13976. | Calvin (xgansx) | 81.57 | 92% | 2013-12-21 |
| 13977. | ronald (kakan) | 81.57 | 89% | 2014-01-16 |
| 13978. | Gerben05 (gerbenklapwijk) | 81.56 | 96.5% | 2023-10-16 |
| 13979. | Mads (mads535i) | 81.56 | 92% | 2017-05-02 |
| 13980. | umb (vasodoido) | 81.56 | 93% | 2012-06-19 |
| 13981. | David (mendel_drive) | 81.56 | 98% | 2016-01-28 |
| 13982. | Rada (bit_defender) | 81.56 | 96% | 2013-11-28 |
| 13983. | Sting (z35shi) | 81.55 | 96% | 2015-04-26 |
| 13984. | Adam (woohooman) | 81.55 | 99% | 2011-05-05 |
| 13985. | FX (golden_tiara) | 81.54 | 97% | 2022-06-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |