So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19535. | deeri (deeri) | 69.23 | 95% | 2019-04-16 |
| 19536. | Spurv (spurv) | 69.23 | 95% | 2022-01-18 |
| 19537. | Soony (sssong0409) | 69.23 | 95.8% | 2023-09-25 |
| 19538. | SR (ssdel) | 69.23 | 95% | 2023-01-03 |
| 19539. | husky (nohusky) | 69.23 | 96.9% | 2023-07-23 |
| 19540. | Aruzh (4ruzh) | 69.23 | 94.5% | 2023-06-15 |
| 19541. | Eli (maketyperacergreatagain) | 69.22 | 97% | 2017-06-30 |
| 19542. | Norbert (norbert) | 69.22 | 92% | 2012-07-15 |
| 19543. | Ian (tinysilverfish) | 69.22 | 95% | 2020-09-05 |
| 19544. | samson (rangwin) | 69.22 | 96% | 2014-06-07 |
| 19545. | Jett (jettlin01) | 69.22 | 96.5% | 2021-02-28 |
| 19546. | guest (n1lotpal) | 69.22 | 98% | 2021-11-14 |
| 19547. | Cozmo (momos) | 69.22 | 95% | 2014-01-28 |
| 19548. | Dean (elusiveking) | 69.22 | 96.4% | 2023-05-22 |
| 19549. | iwias (iwias) | 69.22 | 97% | 2018-02-25 |
| 19550. | John (joliver1) | 69.22 | 97% | 2023-08-29 |
| 19551. | Criss (criss1980) | 69.21 | 97% | 2011-11-30 |
| 19552. | Mrityunjay (mrityunjay9) | 69.21 | 92% | 2016-03-08 |
| 19553. | L (thereddone) | 69.21 | 96% | 2021-11-20 |
| 19554. | Luke (lvsq) | 69.21 | 96.2% | 2021-02-22 |
| 19555. | mad792 (mad792) | 69.21 | 97% | 2021-04-25 |
| 19556. | Cass (paramisery) | 69.21 | 96.7% | 2023-10-18 |
| 19557. | Ben (benph) | 69.21 | 97% | 2018-11-12 |
| 19558. | Shyama Priya (srege) | 69.20 | 94% | 2013-06-26 |
| 19559. | Victor (vctrku1) | 69.20 | 95% | 2016-06-25 |
| 19560. | sd (yoyoyou) | 69.20 | — | 2010-12-07 |
| 19561. | Andrew (completespud) | 69.20 | 97% | 2022-07-08 |
| 19562. | Nor (nor9864) | 69.20 | 89% | 2015-09-11 |
| 19563. | Kira (kirasong) | 69.20 | 98% | 2015-08-21 |
| 19564. | Thiago (thiagotnunes) | 69.19 | 99% | 2012-10-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |