So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10327. | Daniel (dmdque) | 84.49 | 94% | 2016-02-20 |
| 10328. | (ronarch) | 84.49 | 100% | 2018-12-30 |
| 10329. | Ara Ara (vinhwiu) | 84.49 | 97.5% | 2023-10-22 |
| 10330. | John (goodezt_doggo) | 84.49 | 97% | 2021-01-09 |
| 10331. | (mellowish) | 84.49 | 96% | 2020-10-05 |
| 10332. | Sumit Prasad (beyonderr) | 84.48 | 98.5% | 2023-05-21 |
| 10333. | (bubbleangel33) | 84.48 | 94% | 2015-12-22 |
| 10334. | (anna003) | 84.48 | 98% | 2021-04-12 |
| 10335. | (jeld) | 84.48 | 99% | 2016-09-15 |
| 10336. | (uxqenof5) | 84.48 | 96% | 2019-03-09 |
| 10337. | (tbkih) | 84.48 | — | 2010-07-20 |
| 10338. | (soralimit) | 84.47 | 95% | 2015-01-25 |
| 10339. | (morsboel) | 84.47 | 99% | 2017-04-20 |
| 10340. | (sakyosa) | 84.47 | 96% | 2014-01-01 |
| 10341. | (doggyjunky) | 84.47 | 97% | 2015-01-14 |
| 10342. | Pradipta (proydu) | 84.47 | 97% | 2014-07-07 |
| 10343. | Sensei (cubes) | 84.46 | 95% | 2011-08-30 |
| 10344. | 5k m1chael (mihai03) | 84.46 | 98% | 2021-07-01 |
| 10345. | Henri (therealkanyeeast) | 84.46 | 98% | 2021-02-04 |
| 10346. | (silkyjohnston) | 84.46 | 94% | 2013-04-15 |
| 10347. | (karthur) | 84.46 | 90% | 2015-07-29 |
| 10348. | tstats[xeg28] (xeg28) | 84.45 | 97% | 2023-03-01 |
| 10349. | (yemtheking) | 84.45 | 97% | 2022-05-20 |
| 10350. | (alori_) | 84.45 | 97% | 2022-07-25 |
| 10351. | ladsome (ladsome) | 84.45 | 96% | 2013-12-31 |
| 10352. | Kylescousin (kylescousin) | 84.45 | 98% | 2015-11-05 |
| 10353. | (duyquang1202) | 84.45 | — | 2010-07-05 |
| 10354. | (cedrilicity) | 84.44 | 98% | 2021-05-07 |
| 10355. | (kristengreen) | 84.44 | — | 2011-02-18 |
| 10356. | (gordy) | 84.44 | 93% | 2012-10-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |