The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28344. | (dawidmachnowski) | 57.18 | 88% | 2016-02-03 |
| 28345. | (wakash) | 57.18 | — | 2011-02-02 |
| 28346. | (sado) | 57.18 | 89% | 2016-11-27 |
| 28347. | AL1 (al1_16) | 57.17 | 93% | 2016-01-13 |
| 28348. | Hassan (7zn5alid) | 57.17 | 96% | 2021-10-13 |
| 28349. | (glochin) | 57.17 | 95% | 2023-09-05 |
| 28350. | (meizi) | 57.17 | 97% | 2011-10-13 |
| 28351. | (ferruccio) | 57.17 | — | 2010-05-01 |
| 28352. | (romarpatacsil) | 57.17 | 96% | 2013-05-29 |
| 28353. | (usamakhan018) | 57.15 | 96% | 2022-05-19 |
| 28354. | (trece40) | 57.15 | 98% | 2023-01-01 |
| 28355. | (jjsung) | 57.15 | 93% | 2016-06-30 |
| 28356. | (maters48) | 57.15 | 96% | 2021-10-31 |
| 28357. | (happygone) | 57.15 | 94% | 2012-09-07 |
| 28358. | Nguyen (anhhero) | 57.15 | — | 2010-01-26 |
| 28359. | capb (capb) | 57.15 | 96% | 2013-06-19 |
| 28360. | (therainmaker) | 57.14 | 91% | 2013-07-04 |
| 28361. | (aujlasarab) | 57.14 | 84% | 2014-06-13 |
| 28362. | (archripper) | 57.14 | 97% | 2020-04-23 |
| 28363. | (kingharounsltn) | 57.14 | 96% | 2022-11-07 |
| 28364. | (weenyboi) | 57.14 | 96% | 2020-09-20 |
| 28365. | (asdf755) | 57.14 | 94% | 2013-08-06 |
| 28366. | Josh (expiredvenom) | 57.13 | 87% | 2017-03-11 |
| 28367. | (samparish) | 57.13 | 97.1% | 2021-02-28 |
| 28368. | (mohamedafify) | 57.13 | 93% | 2020-05-03 |
| 28369. | (chevron000) | 57.13 | 90% | 2012-01-04 |
| 28370. | (gabbyou) | 57.13 | — | 2009-12-31 |
| 28371. | (mishras839392) | 57.12 | 94% | 2022-08-20 |
| 28372. | (beelzeb0sss) | 57.12 | 95% | 2021-01-26 |
| 28373. | (krzsombi) | 57.11 | 96% | 2023-02-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |