So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11596. | (yousolo) | 82.07 | 97% | 2023-04-19 |
| 11597. | (saphrog) | 82.07 | 97% | 2023-08-30 |
| 11598. | (ab7_z) | 82.07 | 97% | 2022-04-19 |
| 11599. | Art (artkhl) | 82.07 | 98% | 2023-08-06 |
| 11600. | Rafiq (rafiq) | 82.07 | 97% | 2011-07-06 |
| 11601. | Prev (prevwong) | 82.07 | 93% | 2016-08-18 |
| 11602. | (vasil) | 82.07 | 98% | 2012-02-09 |
| 11603. | (coachmac) | 82.07 | 96% | 2015-01-18 |
| 11604. | Snail (snail_geezer) | 82.06 | 96% | 2023-04-10 |
| 11605. | (smellsmell929) | 82.06 | 91% | 2012-10-31 |
| 11606. | (devil23_11) | 82.06 | 94% | 2013-04-06 |
| 11607. | (ltuite) | 82.05 | 96% | 2019-03-12 |
| 11608. | (raven520) | 82.05 | 96% | 2020-11-17 |
| 11609. | (taychee) | 82.05 | 95% | 2023-01-25 |
| 11610. | (sansa) | 82.05 | 95% | 2014-03-12 |
| 11611. | (neco36) | 82.05 | 95% | 2014-04-03 |
| 11612. | (alphaa_59) | 82.04 | 97% | 2022-12-05 |
| 11613. | (tayc) | 82.04 | 97% | 2021-05-07 |
| 11614. | (therainmaker) | 82.04 | 94% | 2016-05-30 |
| 11615. | (erokage) | 82.04 | 98% | 2019-09-23 |
| 11616. | (sharilyuen) | 82.04 | 98% | 2013-06-05 |
| 11617. | EEEEErol (rsfatboy119) | 82.04 | 98% | 2018-03-21 |
| 11618. | (mariatran9) | 82.03 | — | 2009-12-26 |
| 11619. | (tairon) | 82.03 | 94% | 2016-06-03 |
| 11620. | (senecaz) | 82.03 | 99% | 2017-12-21 |
| 11621. | (hellotelly) | 82.02 | 96% | 2021-07-02 |
| 11622. | (intrexion) | 82.02 | 89% | 2013-01-19 |
| 11623. | (choyun) | 82.02 | 97% | 2013-08-23 |
| 11624. | (rwfeng72) | 82.02 | 94% | 2017-06-03 |
| 11625. | (minionace47) | 82.01 | 97% | 2018-11-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |