As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9360. | manoj (manoj0792) | 84.93 | 97.2% | 2024-10-15 |
| 9361. | Stephen (steeps) | 84.92 | 98% | 2021-01-07 |
| 9362. | Killer Juice (killer_juice) | 84.91 | 87% | 2016-10-17 |
| 9363. | Varyemez✍️ (ziperz_the_... | 84.91 | 95% | 2021-09-18 |
| 9364. | Devcar03 (devcar03) | 84.91 | 95% | 2019-02-02 |
| 9365. | Concerto (schnellmeister) | 84.90 | 96% | 2016-01-08 |
| 9366. | mechv1 (mechv1) | 84.90 | 96% | 2018-11-15 |
| 9367. | Isabell (meechingurl) | 84.89 | 97.4% | 2024-10-03 |
| 9368. | e45 (e453) | 84.89 | 99% | 2023-04-05 |
| 9369. | Rob (robear72) | 84.89 | 98% | 2019-07-18 |
| 9370. | Mati🅱IKL (mati2ooo) | 84.89 | 98% | 2021-01-23 |
| 9371. | DangdutKoplo (dangdutkoplo2) | 84.89 | 97% | 2019-04-15 |
| 9372. | BernsteinCat (bernsteincat) | 84.88 | 97% | 2020-03-15 |
| 9373. | beep (ooooooop) | 84.88 | 96% | 2019-11-18 |
| 9374. | Wazed (wassain) | 84.88 | 98% | 2019-09-17 |
| 9375. | isekai (krimsonly) | 84.88 | 97% | 2022-10-09 |
| 9376. | Tecnium (tecnium) | 84.87 | 99% | 2020-03-23 |
| 9377. | Eion (pnusgoose) | 84.87 | 98% | 2021-04-27 |
| 9378. | Zacharia (zacky1312) | 84.87 | 97% | 2022-12-30 |
| 9379. | nullandvoid (theprogrammer) | 84.87 | 96% | 2016-07-22 |
| 9380. | sam (randomguyonwifi) | 84.87 | 98% | 2021-10-12 |
| 9381. | Zack (raichubuddy) | 84.87 | 97% | 2022-04-11 |
| 9382. | Dwima (dwizz) | 84.86 | 97% | 2023-05-18 |
| 9383. | xojor (xojor) | 84.86 | 98% | 2025-03-27 |
| 9384. | chaitanya (chaitgpt) | 84.86 | 95% | 2023-04-17 |
| 9385. | SirAlig (siralig) | 84.86 | 97% | 2022-09-01 |
| 9386. | c (asiandued) | 84.85 | 98% | 2022-07-31 |
| 9387. | Morp (8211morp) | 84.85 | 96.6% | 2024-06-30 |
| 9388. | 0O00O0O0O0O0O0 (bunnystacker) | 84.85 | 96% | 2022-10-01 |
| 9389. | Vanilo (vanilo) | 84.85 | 98% | 2021-08-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |