The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20920. | Md. Ibrahim Khalil (ibrahim... | 70.68 | 97% | 2020-10-08 |
| 20921. | Jebediah (jebediah144) | 70.68 | 98% | 2018-11-11 |
| 20922. | redarrows (redarrow) | 70.68 | — | 2010-06-12 |
| 20923. | ping ✿ (pingamaqui) | 70.68 | 96% | 2015-04-02 |
| 20924. | Matt (mattyice445) | 70.67 | 96% | 2018-05-10 |
| 20925. | Xyhop (xyhop) | 70.67 | 97% | 2021-06-18 |
| 20926. | Katherine (quirkydiva80) | 70.67 | 97.8% | 2023-10-18 |
| 20927. | xypp3 (p3km) | 70.67 | 97% | 2022-06-17 |
| 20928. | otomen (taroo90) | 70.67 | 97% | 2021-05-09 |
| 20929. | Alexander (alexsavleyev) | 70.67 | 98% | 2021-02-21 |
| 20930. | Worlds Bets (branchini) | 70.67 | 92% | 2016-10-11 |
| 20931. | Gabriel (gabriel_uc) | 70.67 | — | 2009-04-10 |
| 20932. | George (geochuu) | 70.67 | 96% | 2017-09-17 |
| 20933. | Joe (jgizzi21) | 70.67 | 96% | 2019-09-23 |
| 20934. | Philip (druidso) | 70.67 | 89% | 2013-10-12 |
| 20935. | Soup (k2824262) | 70.67 | 92% | 2017-01-28 |
| 20936. | Poizon (abdulx8) | 70.66 | 95% | 2019-06-19 |
| 20937. | Florin (florsis) | 70.66 | 95% | 2018-12-18 |
| 20938. | Silkolives (marcus20) | 70.66 | 96% | 2023-06-30 |
| 20939. | Rdk (olegus) | 70.66 | 96% | 2021-09-23 |
| 20940. | Tusar (tusar) | 70.66 | 97% | 2022-03-15 |
| 20941. | Erik (captain_bedpan) | 70.66 | 97% | 2021-02-23 |
| 20942. | Jamit (jamit) | 70.66 | 98% | 2013-05-04 |
| 20943. | nullandvoid (theprogrammer) | 70.66 | — | 2010-01-25 |
| 20944. | Veronica (roni) | 70.66 | — | 2008-11-19 |
| 20945. | Pramod (pramood8686) | 70.66 | 95% | 2011-06-15 |
| 20946. | Giunyolo (giunyolo) | 70.65 | 96% | 2022-07-26 |
| 20947. | Section1 (section1) | 70.65 | 96% | 2018-12-22 |
| 20948. | David Karn (dkmackay) | 70.65 | 93% | 2016-06-29 |
| 20949. | Zoey (jebbb) | 70.64 | 97.9% | 2021-01-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |