I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11988. | Jason (moocrew) | 83.65 | 98% | 2018-02-04 |
| 11989. | Harvey (harveydent1) | 83.65 | 99% | 2019-06-13 |
| 11990. | Aggy (tuigovno) | 83.64 | 96% | 2021-11-20 |
| 11991. | Jenesh (jenesh) | 83.64 | 98% | 2022-09-27 |
| 11992. | Anmol (anmol_up70) | 83.64 | 96% | 2023-03-12 |
| 11993. | Purple (falcorn12) | 83.64 | 97% | 2021-04-23 |
| 11994. | colin (mac_n_cheese_demarco) | 83.64 | 100% | 2017-04-21 |
| 11995. | nobuki77 (nobuki77) | 83.63 | 100% | 2022-10-11 |
| 11996. | FadesHandle (fadeshandle) | 83.63 | 98% | 2023-04-23 |
| 11997. | Wasim (ahsaanfd1) | 83.63 | 98.2% | 2023-10-05 |
| 11998. | Abylay (ablking) | 83.63 | 99% | 2022-11-29 |
| 11999. | Isabella (sinnamonroll21) | 83.63 | 97% | 2021-06-09 |
| 12000. | Huy (giahuy7753) | 83.63 | 98% | 2022-12-26 |
| 12001. | Ted (duketed) | 83.62 | 96.7% | 2023-10-19 |
| 12002. | Jozsef (proasdka) | 83.62 | 99% | 2020-03-16 |
| 12003. | magletun (sommersalat) | 83.62 | 97% | 2019-01-15 |
| 12004. | Swimninja (swimninja) | 83.61 | 97% | 2018-12-13 |
| 12005. | Chumba1ba (chumba1ba) | 83.61 | 97% | 2021-11-15 |
| 12006. | Scarub (scarub) | 83.61 | 98% | 2024-05-19 |
| 12007. | Quitalot (tylertylerooo) | 83.61 | 98% | 2021-09-29 |
| 12008. | Tomaso (thepreston177) | 83.61 | 99% | 2021-02-24 |
| 12009. | Kuro - Obi (kuro_obi) | 83.61 | 97% | 2018-04-30 |
| 12010. | Dex (dexter_morgan) | 83.61 | 95% | 2017-11-18 |
| 12011. | Geoffrey (cybrxt) | 83.59 | 97% | 2024-12-25 |
| 12012. | Miyamoto (miyamotomusashi) | 83.59 | 95% | 2023-08-10 |
| 12013. | Jason (jasonguenther123) | 83.59 | 95% | 2021-03-05 |
| 12014. | Alihan (ahuramazda96) | 83.59 | 99% | 2020-04-13 |
| 12015. | Giaboc (claudiu_9) | 83.59 | 95% | 2023-09-20 |
| 12016. | Cecil (cecil_behar64) | 83.58 | 97% | 2021-10-24 |
| 12017. | Faris (silverskied) | 83.58 | 98% | 2022-12-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |