I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13697. | connor (i_cant_do_this) | 78.23 | 96% | 2015-06-26 |
| 13698. | ℮ (nicepal) | 78.23 | 97% | 2019-01-11 |
| 13699. | Tom (tombertoli) | 78.23 | 94% | 2021-05-17 |
| 13700. | David (davidgreniercolemak) | 78.23 | 95% | 2014-08-08 |
| 13701. | Ro (zrolandf) | 78.22 | 90% | 2015-05-06 |
| 13702. | Ulrik (fnystal) | 78.22 | — | 2011-04-11 |
| 13703. | Eliud (inggoodface) | 78.22 | 83% | 2015-06-28 |
| 13704. | FREE Palestine (stilllobste... | 78.22 | 96% | 2023-07-20 |
| 13705. | Bamco (bamco) | 78.22 | 93% | 2014-08-06 |
| 13706. | Jerry (gurkboii) | 78.22 | 94% | 2016-12-08 |
| 13707. | Mykal (mykalg) | 78.22 | 98% | 2019-08-12 |
| 13708. | Phil (pbona) | 78.21 | 98% | 2019-02-07 |
| 13709. | Michał (ciszyn) | 78.21 | 97% | 2023-02-27 |
| 13710. | xklakoux (xklakoux) | 78.21 | 98% | 2012-08-26 |
| 13711. | William (jitoyo) | 78.21 | 97% | 2020-04-18 |
| 13712. | Willie Loyd (neverfall) | 78.21 | — | 2010-12-18 |
| 13713. | S (dontudare) | 78.20 | 97.1% | 2023-08-06 |
| 13714. | Josiah (washers) | 78.20 | 97% | 2023-09-06 |
| 13715. | The Pixel Polygon (thepixel... | 78.20 | 97% | 2021-02-24 |
| 13716. | Cam (all1mac) | 78.20 | 97.9% | 2021-01-28 |
| 13717. | Atte (typottaja) | 78.20 | — | 2011-02-14 |
| 13718. | Kevin (logia) | 78.19 | 98% | 2018-12-11 |
| 13719. | tafg (trashaccountforgarbage) | 78.19 | 98% | 2023-09-03 |
| 13720. | Avishkar (avishcold) | 78.19 | 99% | 2023-04-17 |
| 13721. | Jackson (thestickm0) | 78.19 | 95% | 2023-04-13 |
| 13722. | Jackson (jackson1216) | 78.19 | 98% | 2022-11-18 |
| 13723. | Carlos (cpbh16) | 78.19 | 96% | 2013-10-05 |
| 13724. | oni (onifire) | 78.19 | 96% | 2021-10-18 |
| 13725. | Eric (eahlberg) | 78.19 | 95% | 2016-05-19 |
| 13726. | Mili (mynameismili) | 78.19 | 98% | 2020-08-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |