The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8301. | (yppah) | 92.50 | 97% | 2012-10-05 |
| 8302. | (cinari) | 92.50 | 98% | 2020-01-23 |
| 8303. | (gerpaderp) | 92.50 | 90% | 2016-02-29 |
| 8304. | (chzsnorter) | 92.50 | 90% | 2014-09-06 |
| 8305. | (vabracoral) | 92.49 | 97% | 2021-10-03 |
| 8306. | (bobby76) | 92.49 | 98% | 2021-08-12 |
| 8307. | (i_eat_lights) | 92.49 | 98% | 2019-10-16 |
| 8308. | (mishinz) | 92.49 | — | 2009-02-10 |
| 8309. | (bloodwineskg) | 92.48 | 98% | 2017-10-12 |
| 8310. | (bernazrei69) | 92.48 | 97% | 2022-01-27 |
| 8311. | (wintercolemak) | 92.48 | 96% | 2022-12-19 |
| 8312. | (tal124) | 92.48 | 99% | 2017-09-25 |
| 8313. | (p3t3rm4n) | 92.48 | 98% | 2016-11-06 |
| 8314. | (annodomini) | 92.48 | 96% | 2012-02-12 |
| 8315. | (ezmerked) | 92.47 | 97% | 2014-02-21 |
| 8316. | (skwan) | 92.47 | 98% | 2012-12-28 |
| 8317. | (orangepeach) | 92.46 | 97% | 2022-04-11 |
| 8318. | nat (ilikeurmomlol) | 92.46 | 96.6% | 2023-10-14 |
| 8319. | (piescentedmarker) | 92.46 | 98% | 2018-02-08 |
| 8320. | Tyler (theov) | 92.46 | — | 2011-02-09 |
| 8321. | (modelfxt) | 92.46 | 98% | 2016-03-07 |
| 8322. | (qodets) | 92.45 | 97% | 2023-07-19 |
| 8323. | (oaycg22) | 92.45 | 92% | 2016-05-17 |
| 8324. | (isuckattypingfast) | 92.45 | 95% | 2016-12-07 |
| 8325. | (kasiourasg) | 92.45 | 98% | 2019-05-19 |
| 8326. | (hottubstream) | 92.44 | 97% | 2023-04-06 |
| 8327. | Dro (dro421) | 92.44 | 96% | 2015-09-10 |
| 8328. | (lolaurence) | 92.43 | 97% | 2014-09-15 |
| 8329. | (shaegreenleaf) | 92.43 | 99% | 2022-11-05 |
| 8330. | (cloud_phantom) | 92.43 | 99% | 2018-06-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |