So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8698. | Tyler (tylerwi) | 88.10 | 97% | 2011-11-20 |
| 8699. | (wuggly) | 88.09 | 97% | 2017-03-11 |
| 8700. | bruh (peplee_) | 88.09 | 98% | 2021-02-23 |
| 8701. | (ancientworlds108) | 88.09 | 98% | 2021-01-22 |
| 8702. | (ducktype) | 88.09 | — | 2008-08-23 |
| 8703. | (opio1499) | 88.08 | — | 2009-07-06 |
| 8704. | doge (muchtypewow) | 88.08 | 91% | 2014-05-16 |
| 8705. | Dulguun (dulguun_) | 88.07 | 98% | 2022-10-29 |
| 8706. | (veninf) | 88.07 | 97% | 2021-07-14 |
| 8707. | Kyle (1cheeseisyummy5) | 88.07 | 96% | 2022-01-13 |
| 8708. | (astrotypist) | 88.07 | 95% | 2013-12-20 |
| 8709. | Notgoingto (binge_typing) | 88.07 | 99% | 2019-08-27 |
| 8710. | (changetowumbo) | 88.07 | 92% | 2016-09-12 |
| 8711. | Andres (defmaxer) | 88.06 | 99% | 2022-03-29 |
| 8712. | (nice_tarun_4_u_1987) | 88.06 | — | 2010-10-26 |
| 8713. | (born2killx) | 88.06 | — | 2010-04-16 |
| 8714. | (thalanoth) | 88.05 | 97% | 2016-04-16 |
| 8715. | dsc.gg/uk-train (hellomynam... | 88.05 | 97% | 2022-07-11 |
| 8716. | slowdown plz (abulkhairi) | 88.05 | 97% | 2018-05-28 |
| 8717. | Derek (theory) | 88.05 | — | 2009-01-11 |
| 8718. | (colinw) | 88.04 | 97% | 2013-04-05 |
| 8719. | (peanutmnms) | 88.04 | 97% | 2018-03-18 |
| 8720. | Ilia (isilisi) | 88.04 | 97% | 2017-12-30 |
| 8721. | (rayshall_slurres) | 88.03 | 97% | 2020-06-18 |
| 8722. | (tridactyla) | 88.03 | 96% | 2011-05-26 |
| 8723. | (clhs2040) | 88.03 | 94% | 2014-09-18 |
| 8724. | korazer (rafhael132) | 88.03 | 96% | 2020-05-08 |
| 8725. | Thaelarion (thaelarion) | 88.03 | 86% | 2014-11-13 |
| 8726. | (quantom) | 88.03 | — | 2010-02-06 |
| 8727. | (kep1n) | 88.03 | 97% | 2012-12-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |