So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18212. | Zachary (zxckts) | 71.14 | 96% | 2019-08-01 |
| 18213. | hugo (hcj1100) | 71.14 | — | 2009-11-15 |
| 18214. | Ally (2_ally_) | 71.13 | 97% | 2022-04-29 |
| 18215. | soravit (earthgammer) | 71.13 | 95% | 2022-06-25 |
| 18216. | sylv81 (sylv81ct) | 71.13 | 92% | 2016-05-23 |
| 18217. | Tushar (tjajodia) | 71.13 | 97% | 2020-09-03 |
| 18218. | Michelle (meechii) | 71.13 | 95% | 2018-12-28 |
| 18219. | John (johnbass3) | 71.13 | 94% | 2012-12-10 |
| 18220. | TopGUN (wayhowma) | 71.13 | 96% | 2018-09-04 |
| 18221. | Դավիթ (seyranyandavid) | 71.13 | 95% | 2013-05-30 |
| 18222. | Rohit (flymonkeyfly) | 71.13 | 95% | 2015-07-01 |
| 18223. | boki (boki) | 71.13 | — | 2009-05-25 |
| 18224. | Jusernejm (jusernejm) | 71.12 | 95% | 2022-09-25 |
| 18225. | shekhar (ghochu) | 71.12 | 92% | 2015-01-03 |
| 18226. | Brock (brocky) | 71.12 | 94% | 2016-02-08 |
| 18227. | Ne007 (theoneo) | 71.12 | — | 2010-01-27 |
| 18228. | Drew (bigboisausage) | 71.11 | 94% | 2021-05-01 |
| 18229. | Joe (itsvizzini) | 71.11 | 91% | 2017-01-02 |
| 18230. | root (chroot) | 71.11 | 98% | 2021-05-31 |
| 18231. | FireTail (theonlyfiretail) | 71.11 | 96% | 2021-02-09 |
| 18232. | Iveso (iveso) | 71.11 | 96% | 2013-04-05 |
| 18233. | Calum (london_cal_93) | 71.11 | 94% | 2013-08-25 |
| 18234. | meme (fergburglerr) | 71.11 | 94% | 2013-10-17 |
| 18235. | Steve (javindo) | 71.10 | 78% | 2011-06-05 |
| 18236. | Sobe (yukikoneko) | 71.10 | 91% | 2013-10-05 |
| 18237. | Hail (voolcan) | 71.10 | 92% | 2016-05-06 |
| 18238. | Kevin (gkpc) | 71.10 | 93% | 2016-02-02 |
| 18239. | Edvard (maosk) | 71.10 | 97% | 2019-10-09 |
| 18240. | Knyon (knyon) | 71.10 | — | 2008-12-08 |
| 18241. | Gaylord (gaylord_perry) | 71.10 | 96% | 2019-05-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |