The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17914. | DaanPower! (daanpower) | 75.35 | 96% | 2022-05-19 |
| 17915. | Daniel (rexow) | 75.35 | 94% | 2014-05-04 |
| 17916. | * (000100020003) | 75.35 | 97% | 2023-05-11 |
| 17917. | Ming (mings7) | 75.35 | 96% | 2022-06-24 |
| 17918. | dang (bboyjava) | 75.35 | 97% | 2013-08-22 |
| 17919. | George (playlikeneverb4) | 75.35 | 98% | 2014-01-20 |
| 17920. | Eskil (eskizzle) | 75.35 | 87% | 2014-04-30 |
| 17921. | Joshua (emperornaraxa) | 75.35 | 94% | 2014-02-26 |
| 17922. | Alexander (quackcocaine) | 75.34 | 88% | 2017-05-02 |
| 17923. | skuukzky (glzkfngkwlap) | 75.34 | 97% | 2022-06-10 |
| 17924. | Buri (buri_was_taken) | 75.34 | 96% | 2022-03-23 |
| 17925. | mani (manio_o) | 75.34 | 96.4% | 2023-07-25 |
| 17926. | Ben (bensmithmath) | 75.34 | 99% | 2018-04-03 |
| 17927. | li (lilya) | 75.34 | 99% | 2018-04-15 |
| 17928. | Grimes (grimesz) | 75.34 | 96% | 2015-07-18 |
| 17929. | Goutham (richlair) | 75.34 | 85% | 2011-09-30 |
| 17930. | tstats[raytwo07] (raytwo07) | 75.33 | 96% | 2022-12-13 |
| 17931. | Nihilum (nihillum) | 75.33 | 98% | 2022-02-10 |
| 17932. | Alec (lcpckp) | 75.33 | 94% | 2016-06-22 |
| 17933. | Theologic (theologic) | 75.33 | 97% | 2013-01-22 |
| 17934. | arials92 (aerials92) | 75.32 | 92% | 2014-01-31 |
| 17935. | Gwen (gwen_and_colette) | 75.32 | 96% | 2022-10-29 |
| 17936. | Kal-El (notsosuperman) | 75.32 | 95% | 2012-12-05 |
| 17937. | Shrubber (shrubber) | 75.32 | 97% | 2021-01-16 |
| 17938. | Simone (simone79) | 75.32 | 98% | 2013-05-11 |
| 17939. | luckyboy (luckyboy1234) | 75.32 | 98% | 2015-03-23 |
| 17940. | HBPM (praveenmanohar) | 75.31 | 98% | 2013-11-20 |
| 17941. | Ramen (ramensales) | 75.31 | 97% | 2022-02-10 |
| 17942. | nizam (nizamovicxi) | 75.31 | 96% | 2021-04-15 |
| 17943. | Yurkyy (yurkyy) | 75.31 | 97% | 2019-03-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |