So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18728. | Payam (payamazad) | 70.13 | 98% | 2016-10-20 |
| 18729. | Neb (cyanidetoast) | 70.12 | 95% | 2021-08-27 |
| 18730. | Roy (orangjibai) | 70.12 | 96% | 2021-07-16 |
| 18731. | jamescoolet (jamescoolet12) | 70.12 | 99% | 2023-07-21 |
| 18732. | Joe (sed_lyf) | 70.12 | 98% | 2021-03-31 |
| 18733. | Sivakumar (seeva92) | 70.12 | 94% | 2016-03-26 |
| 18734. | eyad (eyadsd) | 70.12 | 93% | 2016-07-09 |
| 18735. | Uri (laor55) | 70.12 | — | 2009-06-19 |
| 18736. | Shin (takamiyaz12) | 70.12 | 96% | 2018-05-14 |
| 18737. | Tommy (tommyscott) | 70.12 | — | 2009-11-02 |
| 18738. | Eobard (abdouhamel) | 70.11 | 95% | 2020-04-08 |
| 18739. | kyvu (kyvu) | 70.11 | 96% | 2022-08-28 |
| 18740. | SM (smamran) | 70.11 | 96% | 2016-05-11 |
| 18741. | tempo (tempoxyz) | 70.11 | 96% | 2021-03-11 |
| 18742. | Charles (heckinhecker) | 70.11 | 96% | 2019-11-22 |
| 18743. | Phillo (phillophillo) | 70.11 | 96% | 2019-11-30 |
| 18744. | Mazze (shadyone) | 70.10 | 96% | 2021-09-09 |
| 18745. | laza (lazaabt) | 70.10 | 95% | 2022-05-20 |
| 18746. | Darbydar (darbydar) | 70.10 | 95% | 2023-08-02 |
| 18747. | Owen (owenecollins) | 70.10 | 95% | 2020-04-26 |
| 18748. | Ajax (mangaganga) | 70.10 | 90% | 2013-01-21 |
| 18749. | Tarek (tarekgg) | 70.10 | 95% | 2012-10-22 |
| 18750. | Sun (o0sun0o) | 70.10 | 100% | 2012-07-27 |
| 18751. | Theologic (theologic) | 70.10 | 96% | 2013-01-04 |
| 18752. | Aaren (aarengan) | 70.10 | 95% | 2013-05-07 |
| 18753. | Ethan (pseudonymoouse) | 70.09 | 94% | 2021-08-09 |
| 18754. | Charles (cwayne) | 70.09 | 98% | 2022-01-25 |
| 18755. | Luke (tric331) | 70.09 | 97% | 2021-09-25 |
| 18756. | Anis (anis22) | 70.09 | 97.1% | 2023-07-25 |
| 18757. | Elo (eloh) | 70.09 | 97% | 2021-10-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |