Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5288. | Nagy (nagyboti) | 51.14 | 93% | 2020-03-11 |
| 5289. | Chase (szgkarnage) | 51.14 | 96% | 2019-01-09 |
| 5290. | Dimitris (mitsolee) | 51.13 | 95% | 2020-03-28 |
| 5291. | hat (fastasfuq) | 51.12 | 95% | 2018-12-02 |
| 5292. | Tabitha (teaarebee) | 51.11 | 96% | 2018-10-09 |
| 5293. | Pedro (imbadathis) | 51.11 | 96% | 2020-01-17 |
| 5294. | Mat (dragondrawer) | 51.10 | 94% | 2020-12-06 |
| 5295. | Rahil (prplplay) | 51.08 | 98% | 2020-07-25 |
| 5296. | Joseph (mwita7) | 51.07 | 96% | 2020-10-25 |
| 5297. | MasterMoley (mastermoley) | 51.06 | 97% | 2019-02-25 |
| 5298. | Racer King (liquana) | 51.05 | 96% | 2018-10-21 |
| 5299. | Cody (below_average_player) | 51.03 | 96% | 2018-07-01 |
| 5300. | Banh Bao (teezy1) | 51.01 | 95% | 2020-12-17 |
| 5301. | OTT (ott1337) | 51.00 | 95% | 2019-06-04 |
| 5302. | Douglas (illuzionz) | 50.98 | 93% | 2020-06-16 |
| 5303. | amr (amoor_99) | 50.97 | 93% | 2019-03-14 |
| 5304. | Theologos (theolgos) | 50.96 | 95% | 2020-10-18 |
| 5305. | Zaki (menza_zm) | 50.95 | 94% | 2018-12-07 |
| 5306. | Charles (charles0420) | 50.93 | 95% | 2020-01-12 |
| 5307. | Alex (radru_1) | 50.91 | 94% | 2019-09-24 |
| 5308. | workman (sashay) | 50.89 | 98% | 2019-07-22 |
| 5309. | ROWLAND (rownet) | 50.86 | 96% | 2019-01-23 |
| 5310. | Jin (jinstim) | 50.82 | 93% | 2018-04-14 |
| 5311. | Bash (bashark) | 50.77 | 97% | 2019-05-05 |
| 5312. | Emilio (nenglara) | 50.77 | 96% | 2020-07-30 |
| 5313. | Elmo (elmotlk) | 50.77 | 95% | 2020-05-25 |
| 5314. | Waqas (mwaqas786) | 50.76 | 95% | 2018-09-01 |
| 5315. | Cheg (sheedipants) | 50.74 | 93% | 2019-10-09 |
| 5316. | Christian (crs1997) | 50.73 | 95% | 2020-12-18 |
| 5317. | Muhamad Kholik (mkkurniasandy) | 50.71 | 98% | 2018-09-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |