The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16905. | God is love ᗜ (kjb3plover) | 76.74 | 89% | 2019-10-25 |
| 16906. | Raj (raj3) | 76.73 | 96% | 2021-03-16 |
| 16907. | Xenophon (xenophon01) | 76.73 | 95.6% | 2023-06-11 |
| 16908. | vncntjms (ecniv) | 76.73 | 91% | 2017-05-28 |
| 16909. | Arjun (sarjunt) | 76.73 | 96.8% | 2021-02-03 |
| 16910. | Kris (kris_p_l) | 76.73 | 96% | 2019-11-19 |
| 16911. | Gayan (gayan) | 76.73 | 94% | 2015-06-21 |
| 16912. | Alison (alliecampa) | 76.73 | 96% | 2011-05-30 |
| 16913. | Cj (speedstercourt) | 76.73 | 96% | 2019-07-06 |
| 16914. | momimomo (momimomo) | 76.73 | 97% | 2019-08-01 |
| 16915. | Propermunch (propermunch) | 76.73 | 94% | 2015-01-09 |
| 16916. | Holden (nevermore_7182) | 76.72 | 96.8% | 2023-09-21 |
| 16917. | Potato (randombluepotato) | 76.72 | 94% | 2014-06-09 |
| 16918. | Austin (gauby92) | 76.72 | 96% | 2018-08-31 |
| 16919. | kkkkk (herroo) | 76.72 | 96% | 2022-12-07 |
| 16920. | Unstoppable (lunstoppablel) | 76.72 | 96% | 2023-03-26 |
| 16921. | Tellenar (tellenar) | 76.71 | 98% | 2022-03-09 |
| 16922. | Veyron (theoh) | 76.71 | 96% | 2012-01-05 |
| 16923. | 5YearOld (yoshirin) | 76.71 | 96% | 2012-05-21 |
| 16924. | Sierra (sierra_0001) | 76.70 | 94% | 2012-12-21 |
| 16925. | Tawalisi (tawalisi_1500) | 76.70 | 97% | 2021-12-17 |
| 16926. | Hxwk (hxwkoncrack) | 76.70 | 96% | 2023-06-15 |
| 16927. | Opmgad (opmgad) | 76.70 | 94% | 2016-02-11 |
| 16928. | Chi (bunbo) | 76.70 | — | 2010-02-19 |
| 16929. | Percival (oftheroundtable) | 76.69 | 97% | 2022-04-22 |
| 16930. | Igor (wuda40) | 76.69 | 98% | 2020-11-02 |
| 16931. | Flamegull (flamegull) | 76.69 | 97% | 2021-08-15 |
| 16932. | sidharth (sidharth_71) | 76.69 | 97% | 2021-12-29 |
| 16933. | Kanishk (kanishk101198) | 76.69 | 96% | 2021-01-19 |
| 16934. | Jennifer (snydly_wiplash) | 76.69 | — | 2010-03-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |