Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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3713. | Vesa (vesaninja) | 60.90 | 96% | 2019-07-29 |
3714. | flybot (flybot) | 60.88 | 96% | 2019-07-29 |
3715. | William (rc7718) | 60.87 | 96% | 2017-09-15 |
3716. | Ng Zhao Xian (insignia33) | 60.86 | 96% | 2019-03-06 |
3717. | Pawat (pawat4988) | 60.82 | 95% | 2019-08-21 |
3718. | dawid (nuclearmansnothot) | 60.79 | 95% | 2018-02-10 |
3719. | Dan (moochookaboo) | 60.79 | 92% | 2019-03-10 |
3720. | Justin (joverstreet) | 60.79 | 95% | 2018-01-16 |
3721. | IHaveFourHands (ihavefourha... | 60.77 | 95% | 2017-09-15 |
3722. | Mr (mr_pottato) | 60.77 | 95% | 2019-12-31 |
3723. | Stefan (petreastefan) | 60.76 | 98% | 2020-01-31 |
3724. | Vladislav (slepick) | 60.71 | 98% | 2018-07-23 |
3725. | Daniel (danndmv01) | 60.70 | 97% | 2018-04-30 |
3726. | Andreas (mangabro) | 60.69 | 96% | 2021-08-07 |
3727. | Karsten (gerk) | 60.67 | 96% | 2018-07-30 |
3728. | Ankit (ankyizhere) | 60.67 | 97% | 2018-04-20 |
3729. | Thenhow (thenhow) | 60.65 | 95% | 2018-05-09 |
3730. | ANUJ (_slowest__) | 60.64 | 97% | 2019-05-04 |
3731. | Thomas (eshes) | 60.64 | 94% | 2018-05-31 |
3732. | Will (qualiaqq) | 60.63 | 96% | 2019-11-09 |
3733. | itchyaminoacid (335080673) | 60.61 | 97% | 2019-02-07 |
3734. | Mimin (miminpickle) | 60.58 | 96% | 2018-12-25 |
3735. | rajnish (rajnishkumar31) | 60.57 | 94% | 2021-08-23 |
3736. | Pete (pete2015) | 60.45 | 96% | 2018-10-22 |
3737. | Yuanyuan (yych) | 60.45 | 96% | 2019-05-09 |
3738. | Romen (romen08) | 60.45 | 97% | 2020-01-19 |
3739. | Hans (haaans) | 60.45 | 97% | 2017-11-27 |
3740. | (enqq) | 60.44 | 97% | 2020-02-28 |
3741. | Dent (denise271) | 60.43 | 97% | 2017-09-20 |
3742. | ouzin (ouzin98) | 60.37 | 96% | 2018-07-07 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 6,813 | 80.61 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |