The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17582. | Anais (fudgeebarr) | 78.17 | 97.6% | 2024-01-05 |
| 17583. | Gojira (zolski) | 78.17 | 83% | 2015-03-04 |
| 17584. | Edmund (edmundtyw1) | 78.16 | 96% | 2020-04-14 |
| 17585. | Ian (chobomonkey) | 78.16 | — | 2011-01-25 |
| 17586. | Teddy (wazazaby) | 78.16 | 98% | 2019-08-19 |
| 17587. | Cal (calypso4809) | 78.16 | 97% | 2021-03-28 |
| 17588. | Juan (juanibiapina) | 78.16 | 99% | 2025-06-19 |
| 17589. | Bob (bertramc) | 78.16 | 94% | 2011-07-23 |
| 17590. | M (m1251a) | 78.15 | 98% | 2025-01-28 |
| 17591. | Jongchan (bot_chan) | 78.15 | 97.7% | 2025-03-17 |
| 17592. | Daphnouilles (daphnouilles) | 78.15 | 96% | 2022-03-20 |
| 17593. | M (maxopie) | 78.15 | 97% | 2021-01-21 |
| 17594. | Nim (nim1chimpsky) | 78.15 | 97% | 2022-03-19 |
| 17595. | Xenith (t0006234g) | 78.15 | 97% | 2021-05-27 |
| 17596. | Daniel (flyingpig) | 78.15 | 93% | 2014-06-03 |
| 17597. | Assassin4Hire (strictmath) | 78.15 | 94% | 2015-01-29 |
| 17598. | Rae (liddyrae) | 78.14 | 97% | 2024-02-14 |
| 17599. | han (stuckinatimezone) | 78.14 | 96.8% | 2023-12-19 |
| 17600. | Bliuh (bjg199204) | 78.14 | 98.6% | 2024-03-22 |
| 17601. | Kunal (boomlion) | 78.14 | 96% | 2023-11-29 |
| 17602. | Dr. Typist (dr_typist) | 78.14 | 98% | 2018-04-20 |
| 17603. | Eduardo (themoonman) | 78.14 | — | 2011-01-16 |
| 17604. | Bob (merong_merong) | 78.14 | 92% | 2015-04-19 |
| 17605. | javier (jf1442) | 78.13 | 97% | 2025-07-07 |
| 17606. | base 62 max 99 oc 105 (reve... | 78.13 | 98.3% | 2025-02-16 |
| 17607. | Ahmed Husayn (pr1vate) | 78.13 | 98.1% | 2024-10-04 |
| 17608. | Insert_Name (insertnamecuzi... | 78.13 | 97.2% | 2024-09-16 |
| 17609. | kameg (kameg) | 78.13 | 97.7% | 2024-07-03 |
| 17610. | lyndse_y (lyndse_y) | 78.13 | 98% | 2024-02-25 |
| 17611. | Tí cần không bạn (ron... | 78.13 | 98.3% | 2023-10-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |