And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18119. | King (kingshantha) | 82.22 | 96% | 2014-07-10 |
| 18120. | Time-Saving Techy (keyyong) | 82.22 | 97% | 2018-01-14 |
| 18121. | duy (duyanhpt1) | 82.22 | 94% | 2013-05-04 |
| 18122. | Richard (richard_king) | 82.21 | 95% | 2022-10-05 |
| 18123. | Peter (doc_chungles) | 82.21 | 97% | 2021-02-18 |
| 18124. | Eric (exdragon123) | 82.20 | 95% | 2012-09-20 |
| 18125. | AbdulQader (abdulqader) | 82.20 | 96% | 2022-03-11 |
| 18126. | WhySoSlow (milktea_1999) | 82.20 | 98% | 2022-05-13 |
| 18127. | Magnus (insanemag) | 82.20 | 96% | 2018-04-20 |
| 18128. | June (babydragon) | 82.20 | — | 2008-10-07 |
| 18129. | dysprosium (dyspr0sium) | 82.20 | 96% | 2019-11-10 |
| 18130. | Dumby (cooh) | 82.20 | 98% | 2018-06-15 |
| 18131. | Bel (stormy) | 82.20 | — | 2009-04-09 |
| 18132. | Joy (joym_) | 82.19 | 99% | 2021-04-19 |
| 18133. | Adam (adoapplemac) | 82.19 | 89% | 2014-05-15 |
| 18134. | Vroom (heevi) | 82.19 | 96% | 2018-10-27 |
| 18135. | BASIL (basilps123) | 82.18 | 98% | 2021-07-04 |
| 18136. | Eduardo (themoonman) | 82.18 | — | 2010-05-15 |
| 18137. | Lobo (lobotomized9) | 82.17 | 97% | 2022-09-18 |
| 18138. | Bad (iwillgetbetterattyping) | 82.17 | 97% | 2021-08-18 |
| 18139. | Ben (mrcas1) | 82.17 | 94% | 2014-01-12 |
| 18140. | Jackie (jackielochung) | 82.17 | 98% | 2015-04-17 |
| 18141. | Sammy (smedina) | 82.17 | 98% | 2011-10-04 |
| 18142. | Hiroto (supersentaifan3) | 82.16 | 97% | 2019-01-14 |
| 18143. | Izzy (izzycebola) | 82.16 | 95% | 2022-08-07 |
| 18144. | brandon (drunbin) | 82.16 | 96% | 2021-03-05 |
| 18145. | Dad (boosh) | 82.16 | — | 2010-04-28 |
| 18146. | Dreams (kongz96) | 82.15 | 93% | 2015-07-04 |
| 18147. | Himanshu (himanshu.matta30@... | 82.15 | 97% | 2014-10-08 |
| 18148. | NoblePickle (noblepickle) | 82.15 | 97.7% | 2023-10-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |