The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16688. | Birdo (killersiete) | 77.36 | 96% | 2020-04-09 |
| 16689. | 체리키 (typeracerkor) | 77.36 | — | 2011-02-07 |
| 16690. | (Sathesh) (sathesh@ymail.com) | 77.36 | 99% | 2014-04-21 |
| 16691. | Iro (iroijdik) | 77.36 | 97% | 2015-03-09 |
| 16692. | Chen (corrupt003) | 77.36 | — | 2009-06-12 |
| 16693. | Pontus (bondi) | 77.35 | 92% | 2012-10-17 |
| 16694. | Used Notebook (invis_lurker) | 77.35 | 95% | 2022-10-28 |
| 16695. | Federick (bonixouk) | 77.35 | 94% | 2014-08-28 |
| 16696. | BaltazarSponge (aretu) | 77.35 | 97% | 2018-06-25 |
| 16697. | endless (dm475) | 77.34 | 96% | 2022-02-01 |
| 16698. | DiroDoku (dirodoku) | 77.33 | 98% | 2018-11-24 |
| 16699. | Chaglar (cypriotboi) | 77.33 | 98% | 2014-03-01 |
| 16700. | Rahmat (indopr0) | 77.33 | 97% | 2014-11-25 |
| 16701. | p2nis (kys519) | 77.33 | — | 2010-03-31 |
| 16702. | Lauren (unelunebleu) | 77.33 | 95% | 2015-04-27 |
| 16703. | Daniel (oksshammy) | 77.33 | 98% | 2018-02-22 |
| 16704. | Antriksh (antrikshy) | 77.32 | 90% | 2016-06-15 |
| 16705. | Dan (theminecube) | 77.32 | 86% | 2016-01-18 |
| 16706. | Ramseus (master_r) | 77.32 | 96% | 2021-10-06 |
| 16707. | Mikayel (maghasyan) | 77.32 | 99% | 2017-06-23 |
| 16708. | Noey (justnoey) | 77.32 | 98% | 2013-08-27 |
| 16709. | Miq (karmik) | 77.32 | 94% | 2016-08-11 |
| 16710. | Hyaweh (hyawehhoshikawa) | 77.32 | — | 2011-04-30 |
| 16711. | Connor (adolf) | 77.32 | — | 2009-04-01 |
| 16712. | ultim8f8 (ultim8f8) | 77.31 | — | 2010-12-11 |
| 16713. | sanayaa (sanayaa) | 77.31 | 96% | 2023-01-03 |
| 16714. | Bubba (bh_mad) | 77.31 | 100% | 2021-02-02 |
| 16715. | Bradley (speedyclackster) | 77.31 | 100% | 2011-09-18 |
| 16716. | stimo (stimo) | 77.31 | 95% | 2017-05-06 |
| 16717. | jacob (nalyly) | 77.31 | 97% | 2019-05-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |