I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8760. | Sebastian (proudpole) | 89.87 | 96% | 2021-12-19 |
| 8761. | Veloz (amontoy5) | 89.87 | 98% | 2016-01-27 |
| 8762. | Philip (lindeman) | 89.86 | 94% | 2015-10-08 |
| 8763. | Adam (adamame10) | 89.86 | 98.3% | 2023-12-20 |
| 8764. | Veselin (baiumbg) | 89.86 | 99% | 2020-03-02 |
| 8765. | Atta (attaboi) | 89.86 | 95% | 2020-11-09 |
| 8766. | Man I (manilovefloppa) | 89.86 | 98% | 2021-05-05 |
| 8767. | Gino (ginodleon) | 89.86 | 96% | 2020-07-30 |
| 8768. | Jaihuen (jaihuenalizada) | 89.86 | 95% | 2017-03-23 |
| 8769. | Urvos (nixilis) | 89.85 | 98% | 2023-05-06 |
| 8770. | Dylan (dolans) | 89.85 | 98% | 2020-07-12 |
| 8771. | Abhimanyu (a_bhimany_u) | 89.85 | 98% | 2023-04-11 |
| 8772. | Rsijlowpez (rsijlowpez) | 89.85 | 97% | 2019-11-16 |
| 8773. | pyrro (pyrrolysine) | 89.84 | 94% | 2017-05-27 |
| 8774. | M11 (retralyze) | 89.84 | 92% | 2017-02-04 |
| 8775. | Myro Bryan (iskwagong) | 89.84 | 96% | 2021-09-20 |
| 8776. | fshi (darftw) | 89.83 | 98% | 2021-03-22 |
| 8777. | Elcid (elcidvirgel) | 89.83 | 97% | 2025-11-09 |
| 8778. | Andy (andyfu2006) | 89.83 | 98% | 2021-08-29 |
| 8779. | sat (sattypants) | 89.83 | 98.7% | 2023-05-23 |
| 8780. | Teo (themightyghost) | 89.83 | 91% | 2016-01-08 |
| 8781. | Minami (minamiya1) | 89.82 | 98% | 2023-03-03 |
| 8782. | Mustang (mustang_2015) | 89.82 | 96% | 2015-12-06 |
| 8783. | patrick (iaminarush) | 89.82 | 93% | 2016-05-21 |
| 8784. | Mitchell (spastow) | 89.81 | 98% | 2017-10-12 |
| 8785. | De9mond (uniwite) | 89.80 | 96.7% | 2023-06-08 |
| 8786. | ZimiKK (zemihd) | 89.80 | 98% | 2017-09-21 |
| 8787. | hi_mensuh (mrmemer69) | 89.79 | 95% | 2025-11-30 |
| 8788. | mh (mhqwerty) | 89.79 | 96% | 2024-07-01 |
| 8789. | Welcome to Brazil (thunder02) | 89.79 | 95% | 2021-01-22 |
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| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |