I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11295. | Jason (r_matey) | 83.90 | 97% | 2020-09-25 |
| 11296. | shota.b (shotiko8) | 83.89 | 97% | 2021-03-16 |
| 11297. | Haseeb (noob11169) | 83.89 | 97% | 2025-06-16 |
| 11298. | DVO (dvodot) | 83.89 | 98% | 2023-05-15 |
| 11299. | Joel (jsandyt9) | 83.89 | 96% | 2018-08-03 |
| 11300. | bloomy (atsu) | 83.89 | 96% | 2021-01-23 |
| 11301. | DJ (derrejchen) | 83.88 | 90% | 2017-03-12 |
| 11302. | Sebastian (ruuun) | 83.88 | 97% | 2016-10-05 |
| 11303. | Bob (bbobffrench) | 83.87 | 97.3% | 2025-04-12 |
| 11304. | vladyslav (supercoldv) | 83.87 | 98% | 2025-03-28 |
| 11305. | Abhinandan (abhi_jmd002) | 83.87 | 97% | 2019-03-21 |
| 11306. | Chuchu (chuchudesu) | 83.86 | 98.3% | 2025-01-26 |
| 11307. | scubtle (scrubsworth) | 83.86 | 97% | 2021-06-25 |
| 11308. | Adam (whalsey1) | 83.86 | 96% | 2019-01-31 |
| 11309. | Chase (chasericker003) | 83.86 | 96% | 2018-06-18 |
| 11310. | Ramor (rom10cort) | 83.86 | 95% | 2016-08-28 |
| 11311. | Alex (xanfan01) | 83.85 | 88% | 2017-03-10 |
| 11312. | The Medium (themedium) | 83.85 | 95.8% | 2023-08-09 |
| 11313. | Evans (xerodo) | 83.85 | 97% | 2023-01-12 |
| 11314. | JustJahy (justjj) | 83.85 | 96% | 2018-07-10 |
| 11315. | nish_2102 (nish_2102) | 83.84 | 98% | 2026-05-30 |
| 11316. | danielthebest (danielthebest) | 83.84 | 96.2% | 2024-12-29 |
| 11317. | mud (mudisyum) | 83.84 | 97.5% | 2024-03-15 |
| 11318. | BeanBoi (the_beanboi) | 83.83 | 96% | 2020-11-29 |
| 11319. | Teez (evofury) | 83.83 | 96% | 2021-01-20 |
| 11320. | skanda (skandarajeev) | 83.83 | 96% | 2021-03-01 |
| 11321. | 6digit (6digit) | 83.82 | 98% | 2021-08-11 |
| 11322. | this quote is sh*t (slowass... | 83.82 | 98% | 2022-03-30 |
| 11323. | Shreyas (mrtigar) | 83.82 | 97% | 2016-08-26 |
| 11324. | maliwan (maliwan) | 83.81 | 95% | 2019-04-08 |
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| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |