Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13845. | vinayak rivera (vinrivera) | 78.76 | 98% | 2023-10-18 |
| 13846. | Jim (okybibuy) | 78.76 | — | 2009-01-23 |
| 13847. | Andy (avocadocream) | 78.76 | 98% | 2021-05-21 |
| 13848. | piglet777 (piglet777) | 78.76 | 95.9% | 2023-08-21 |
| 13849. | Ghassan (classicalguss) | 78.76 | 97% | 2013-05-27 |
| 13850. | Odudu (emmillio) | 78.75 | 93% | 2012-05-16 |
| 13851. | kenny (speedygonzalez18) | 78.75 | 95% | 2021-01-20 |
| 13852. | person (person_900) | 78.75 | 96% | 2021-04-29 |
| 13853. | Durock (stormcroft) | 78.75 | 91% | 2016-05-23 |
| 13854. | Canberk (cyuksel) | 78.74 | 97% | 2013-09-19 |
| 13855. | Avery (avylazyboy) | 78.74 | 97% | 2017-07-02 |
| 13856. | (slowfake) | 78.74 | 97% | 2013-06-19 |
| 13857. | Please use an appropriate n... | 78.74 | 98% | 2022-01-18 |
| 13858. | Nelly (moofens) | 78.74 | 95% | 2021-04-06 |
| 13859. | Abhishek (abhishekarnold) | 78.74 | 97% | 2011-12-14 |
| 13860. | LeConBert (le_con_bert) | 78.74 | 97% | 2022-05-29 |
| 13861. | Pranksta (pranksta) | 78.73 | 98% | 2018-01-07 |
| 13862. | Mooru (mooru) | 78.73 | 96% | 2014-01-05 |
| 13863. | TheMaz (themaz) | 78.73 | 98% | 2018-09-21 |
| 13864. | Joseph (cevlol) | 78.73 | 83% | 2015-07-17 |
| 13865. | (◠‿◠✿) (nyafuu) | 78.73 | 97% | 2021-12-14 |
| 13866. | Determined (frosty_flame) | 78.73 | 94.6% | 2023-08-19 |
| 13867. | Refractory (refractory) | 78.72 | 95% | 2015-09-29 |
| 13868. | oRi0n (ori0n) | 78.72 | 92% | 2012-06-27 |
| 13869. | J (yzy1234) | 78.72 | 97% | 2021-06-12 |
| 13870. | Steven (gamma_knife17) | 78.72 | 97% | 2020-07-30 |
| 13871. | aaaa (alaudevs) | 78.71 | 96% | 2018-11-01 |
| 13872. | ham (haaaaaaaam) | 78.71 | 95% | 2021-03-17 |
| 13873. | Jwickblack (hellwood) | 78.71 | 97% | 2021-09-29 |
| 13874. | Oisín (oisinoduibhir) | 78.71 | 96% | 2021-04-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |