Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1585. | Edwin (edweezy) | 89.89 | 97% | 2020-07-19 |
| 1586. | burgir. (sub10cuber) | 89.88 | 97% | 2020-06-19 |
| 1587. | Manze (manze) | 89.86 | 96% | 2020-05-03 |
| 1588. | Scorekeeper (100plusaverage) | 89.86 | 96% | 2020-04-06 |
| 1589. | Aad (aadpaling) | 89.85 | 98% | 2018-02-23 |
| 1590. | Ashraf (canydale) | 89.84 | 98% | 2018-09-15 |
| 1591. | Don (donrocks211) | 89.84 | 98% | 2019-09-07 |
| 1592. | Jordy (mrollie) | 89.84 | 97% | 2019-01-05 |
| 1593. | Will (greggaz) | 89.83 | 98% | 2020-07-05 |
| 1594. | Isaac (inied) | 89.83 | 96% | 2020-10-23 |
| 1595. | Zoe (zoelxx) | 89.82 | 98% | 2018-12-09 |
| 1596. | Lawrence (imetsia) | 89.81 | 96% | 2020-08-24 |
| 1597. | Akira (akira1957) | 89.80 | 98% | 2018-05-04 |
| 1598. | Qi (whathaha) | 89.80 | 98% | 2020-08-09 |
| 1599. | T2fast4u (pnwtrevorb) | 89.80 | 98% | 2020-10-24 |
| 1600. | prox (proxisos) | 89.79 | 96% | 2020-05-26 |
| 1601. | Syon (blade448) | 89.78 | 98% | 2020-05-23 |
| 1602. | TheMaz (themaz) | 89.78 | 98% | 2020-01-13 |
| 1603. | timgan (timgan) | 89.76 | 98% | 2020-08-30 |
| 1604. | Martin (therealmartin) | 89.74 | 98% | 2020-03-29 |
| 1605. | xelopan (xelopan) | 89.69 | 98% | 2020-09-11 |
| 1606. | Teemu (torava) | 89.66 | 97% | 2020-11-04 |
| 1607. | Quibz (white_fire) | 89.66 | 97% | 2018-04-10 |
| 1608. | Oneness (dreamtime) | 89.65 | 98% | 2019-12-02 |
| 1609. | Galaxy (galaxyway) | 89.64 | 97% | 2018-06-26 |
| 1610. | REE (reeeeeeeeee3) | 89.63 | 97% | 2020-06-02 |
| 1611. | Ibrahim (platon) | 89.62 | 98% | 2020-07-05 |
| 1612. | Benjamin (b3nj4m1n) | 89.62 | 95% | 2020-04-26 |
| 1613. | Crashie (exploiter911) | 89.62 | 97% | 2020-04-02 |
| 1614. | Bagus (asparagoes) | 89.61 | 97% | 2020-05-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |