I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9843. | SEGALE (segale) | 87.07 | 97% | 2020-04-19 |
| 9844. | faust (the_faust) | 87.06 | 98% | 2025-12-07 |
| 9845. | Nathan (hewittdallas) | 87.06 | 98% | 2019-09-18 |
| 9846. | MIGGY (miggyismyname) | 87.05 | 96% | 2022-02-09 |
| 9847. | Kage (kagealan) | 87.05 | 98% | 2023-01-12 |
| 9848. | Andrei (andreibanc) | 87.05 | 98% | 2022-09-30 |
| 9849. | IMcRoni (imcroni) | 87.05 | 96% | 2023-01-10 |
| 9850. | ed (edwardb) | 87.05 | 96.9% | 2023-07-14 |
| 9851. | Andrew (agondi) | 87.05 | 99% | 2017-09-06 |
| 9852. | Teho (matlab_indexer) | 87.05 | 97% | 2018-06-13 |
| 9853. | Navn (navee1292) | 87.04 | 94% | 2016-05-13 |
| 9854. | Logan (36beastgod) | 87.04 | 97% | 2024-04-07 |
| 9855. | CHRISTIAN (chris7ka) | 87.04 | 98% | 2021-07-27 |
| 9856. | DAndH (dandh) | 87.04 | 98% | 2022-04-10 |
| 9857. | Jacob (punchdemtrees) | 87.04 | 97% | 2017-09-11 |
| 9858. | Michael (macdomantay) | 87.04 | 98% | 2015-08-22 |
| 9859. | Keira (keiradawn) | 87.03 | 97% | 2022-05-25 |
| 9860. | Dominic (dnguerri) | 87.03 | 96% | 2021-04-25 |
| 9861. | Colemak (half_as_fizzy) | 87.03 | 95% | 2023-02-04 |
| 9862. | (naturaladoption) | 87.03 | 96.5% | 2024-08-01 |
| 9863. | TheMaz (themaz) | 87.03 | 97% | 2019-06-09 |
| 9864. | Atif (pakistan_786) | 87.02 | 99% | 2021-08-03 |
| 9865. | Jay (liaojh) | 87.02 | 96% | 2021-06-22 |
| 9866. | sidd (siddvader) | 87.02 | 96% | 2022-08-04 |
| 9867. | Guadalupe (gmaster98) | 87.02 | 95% | 2016-05-23 |
| 9868. | Thug (thuglife512) | 87.02 | 93% | 2016-03-08 |
| 9869. | Koki (frequentflyer) | 87.01 | 97% | 2017-09-10 |
| 9870. | Yudi (yjoe) | 87.01 | 98% | 2021-08-29 |
| 9871. | Divide (divide0) | 87.01 | 93% | 2016-02-25 |
| 9872. | Missy (lovelydy) | 87.01 | 99% | 2020-04-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |