Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1527. | 1 key (awndi) | 85.86 | 99% | 2017-11-11 |
| 1528. | John (xxcooldudexx) | 85.84 | 97% | 2020-12-01 |
| 1529. | Peng (pengdoesexist) | 85.83 | 98% | 2021-08-11 |
| 1530. | Liu (liusbl) | 85.80 | 98% | 2020-03-04 |
| 1531. | crasyfingers (crasyfingers) | 85.78 | 99% | 2018-02-02 |
| 1532. | Wild (wildblossom) | 85.74 | 97% | 2017-09-12 |
| 1533. | mgcfrg (mcfrg) | 85.74 | 98% | 2019-07-31 |
| 1534. | Paperclip (akmalreza) | 85.72 | 98% | 2020-12-12 |
| 1535. | Eric (edluu) | 85.71 | 96% | 2018-01-01 |
| 1536. | DiroDoku (dirodoku) | 85.71 | 98% | 2020-03-12 |
| 1537. | Isaac (dolemitesundae) | 85.70 | 97% | 2021-07-19 |
| 1538. | Tobi (klayver) | 85.66 | 96% | 2019-03-07 |
| 1539. | Timo (ubulin) | 85.66 | 96% | 2020-07-25 |
| 1540. | Paul (pgott87) | 85.65 | 97% | 2019-12-13 |
| 1541. | beef (beefsangria) | 85.63 | 99% | 2020-07-13 |
| 1542. | DZXC (sdzxc) | 85.62 | 98% | 2019-12-19 |
| 1543. | Ariffin (ariffin) | 85.61 | 96% | 2020-07-12 |
| 1544. | Matt (themattwhip) | 85.61 | 96% | 2017-11-03 |
| 1545. | anonim (anonim2011) | 85.60 | 97% | 2020-12-19 |
| 1546. | Josh (joshindahood) | 85.59 | 98% | 2020-07-07 |
| 1547. | Soup (k2824262) | 85.59 | 98% | 2017-10-14 |
| 1548. | Ray (applehihi1) | 85.58 | 97% | 2020-11-16 |
| 1549. | Sander (sdelange99) | 85.57 | 96% | 2018-12-09 |
| 1550. | Felix (felfel92) | 85.55 | 97% | 2019-09-03 |
| 1551. | ThatLastWaffle (thatlastwaf... | 85.55 | 96% | 2021-08-19 |
| 1552. | Parth (thakkarparth007) | 85.54 | 97% | 2018-06-10 |
| 1553. | Ket (ket93) | 85.50 | 96% | 2020-05-29 |
| 1554. | James (whitterice) | 85.46 | 97% | 2020-08-20 |
| 1555. | teetoHappy (teetohappy) | 85.43 | 96% | 2020-12-19 |
| 1556. | ndk100 (ndk100) | 85.43 | 99% | 2018-04-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |