And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14509. | Asolotl (asolotl) | 88.66 | 96% | 2020-07-06 |
| 14510. | 你可拉死 (nikelasi) | 88.66 | 98% | 2021-06-10 |
| 14511. | chris (llamas876) | 88.66 | 97% | 2020-07-29 |
| 14512. | mike (mikeming81) | 88.66 | 95% | 2011-08-28 |
| 14513. | Margaret (margaret) | 88.66 | 95% | 2012-05-17 |
| 14514. | p4w5y7i8 (p4w5y7i8) | 88.65 | 96% | 2012-12-24 |
| 14515. | Thengil (thengil) | 88.65 | 97% | 2019-01-05 |
| 14516. | Maervince (maervince) | 88.65 | 98% | 2016-08-30 |
| 14517. | Zhikouan (mikelee543) | 88.65 | 99% | 2018-01-21 |
| 14518. | Kishan (kishan1990) | 88.65 | 98% | 2015-10-12 |
| 14519. | Matt (guest1) | 88.65 | — | 2008-09-07 |
| 14520. | Joshua (_jvc_) | 88.64 | 94% | 2015-11-16 |
| 14521. | Jessica (beachcutie20052001) | 88.64 | 97% | 2022-08-26 |
| 14522. | Brady (bradymoller) | 88.64 | 98% | 2021-04-28 |
| 14523. | Bob (wmwmwmwm) | 88.64 | 98% | 2023-03-01 |
| 14524. | Mav Man (mavman20) | 88.64 | — | 2009-02-12 |
| 14525. | em (eeopkc) | 88.63 | 95% | 2016-01-30 |
| 14526. | Rusty (ru5ty_) | 88.63 | 98% | 2022-06-03 |
| 14527. | Kevin (kevnl99) | 88.63 | 95% | 2015-04-15 |
| 14528. | Suzanne (palomino33) | 88.63 | 98% | 2023-07-01 |
| 14529. | Saurabh (solitarywinter) | 88.63 | 97% | 2014-11-10 |
| 14530. | Kelvin (kelvin_jesus) | 88.63 | 97% | 2021-04-20 |
| 14531. | Arespi (arespi) | 88.63 | 98% | 2021-10-19 |
| 14532. | Matthew (themathlow) | 88.63 | 96% | 2021-05-12 |
| 14533. | Blooksy (ottor) | 88.62 | 97% | 2023-05-06 |
| 14534. | arcady (arcady) | 88.62 | 98.3% | 2023-06-16 |
| 14535. | Rocco (deldukes) | 88.62 | 94% | 2018-05-12 |
| 14536. | Vroom (synphade) | 88.62 | 98% | 2021-11-26 |
| 14537. | AmadeusK525 (amadeusk525) | 88.62 | 98.6% | 2023-05-23 |
| 14538. | The Meerkat (nayanano1) | 88.62 | 94% | 2012-04-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |