And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11833. | Christian (copitz) | 93.89 | 98% | 2018-11-12 |
| 11834. | dve82 (dve82) | 93.89 | 95% | 2012-11-05 |
| 11835. | slowasfwuck (wubz) | 93.88 | 97% | 2013-12-18 |
| 11836. | Darshan (darshanbidkar) | 93.88 | 98% | 2012-10-18 |
| 11837. | Jonathan (mrflores) | 93.88 | 97% | 2014-03-21 |
| 11838. | Mitchell (jon159357) | 93.87 | 99% | 2015-02-13 |
| 11839. | Spraito (spraito) | 93.87 | 99% | 2023-09-09 |
| 11840. | Juliana (juelzita) | 93.87 | 97% | 2022-01-17 |
| 11841. | alex (alexaesopos) | 93.87 | 97% | 2023-02-08 |
| 11842. | Shreeram (sgnnb) | 93.87 | 98% | 2015-03-14 |
| 11843. | Idrix (idrix) | 93.87 | — | 2009-06-04 |
| 11844. | Ian (iczerw) | 93.86 | — | 2011-01-19 |
| 11845. | Clannad AS (onepieceanime) | 93.85 | 99% | 2013-12-25 |
| 11846. | Zubey (outfluenza) | 93.85 | — | 2010-05-07 |
| 11847. | Jonathan (spiddypoorson) | 93.85 | — | 2011-03-22 |
| 11848. | Jim (shiifty) | 93.85 | 91% | 2013-05-13 |
| 11849. | birdney (birdney) | 93.84 | 94% | 2014-09-27 |
| 11850. | Markycuh420 (theitfactor) | 93.84 | 97% | 2021-11-23 |
| 11851. | Daf (dafpogi2) | 93.84 | 97% | 2021-09-07 |
| 11852. | NextGoal Avg. 115WPM (redjhon) | 93.84 | 97.4% | 2023-10-10 |
| 11853. | rycechckn (ultimategammer) | 93.84 | 97% | 2020-10-01 |
| 11854. | Arlind (arlind) | 93.84 | 93% | 2012-11-10 |
| 11855. | BizzyBone (jason7451) | 93.84 | 94% | 2011-07-06 |
| 11856. | Joshua (lysergicdie) | 93.83 | 98% | 2022-05-03 |
| 11857. | Alex (alexkylelee) | 93.83 | 96% | 2020-10-29 |
| 11858. | Jeffrey (jsb9942) | 93.83 | 97% | 2015-09-01 |
| 11859. | Ajax (mangaganga) | 93.83 | 96% | 2013-01-20 |
| 11860. | Camps (camps) | 93.83 | — | 2009-09-14 |
| 11861. | Braylin (atlasrising) | 93.82 | 97% | 2022-05-23 |
| 11862. | Reckt (reckt) | 93.82 | 98% | 2020-12-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |