So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24980. | Ankur (ankur94516) | 60.41 | 98.1% | 2023-09-30 |
| 24981. | Gerro (gheeyoo) | 60.41 | 95% | 2021-02-17 |
| 24982. | Matin (jivago) | 60.41 | 97% | 2020-10-20 |
| 24983. | Shrubber (shrubber) | 60.41 | 97% | 2020-05-20 |
| 24984. | Jasckon (camochameleon56) | 60.41 | 95% | 2021-04-22 |
| 24985. | Vesa (vesaninja) | 60.41 | 95% | 2021-10-05 |
| 24986. | Slow (yohasakura7410) | 60.41 | 91% | 2015-12-15 |
| 24987. | Ernest (ernestngan) | 60.41 | 92% | 2016-07-12 |
| 24988. | Link (crimson_mecha) | 60.40 | 97% | 2021-09-16 |
| 24989. | yourrrfattt (yourrrfattt) | 60.40 | 96% | 2021-11-10 |
| 24990. | Francis (francis430) | 60.40 | 96% | 2017-07-09 |
| 24991. | Edu (empty007) | 60.40 | 92% | 2013-07-10 |
| 24992. | Joe (joesffseoj) | 60.40 | — | 2010-09-07 |
| 24993. | sparks (forwardthinker) | 60.40 | 97% | 2015-06-02 |
| 24994. | ShubhaJeet (shub_090) | 60.40 | — | 2010-05-04 |
| 24995. | Bhaskar (gbhaskar) | 60.40 | 92% | 2016-10-13 |
| 24996. | Egan (jokerstatus) | 60.39 | 90% | 2012-10-19 |
| 24997. | Edwin (biggchinoxxl) | 60.39 | 97% | 2014-04-15 |
| 24998. | Iago (theiago) | 60.39 | 82% | 2012-01-12 |
| 24999. | DRACO (wueytiuewi) | 60.38 | 94% | 2022-10-28 |
| 25000. | Lon (lonfgt) | 60.38 | 94% | 2014-07-07 |
| 25001. | Jason (manjova) | 60.37 | 94% | 2017-11-30 |
| 25002. | Yu Jie (death_reaper360) | 60.37 | 97% | 2020-11-17 |
| 25003. | Michael (tigerdriger) | 60.37 | 97% | 2018-04-14 |
| 25004. | danielle (halyconamour) | 60.37 | 96% | 2014-07-07 |
| 25005. | William (wdk5013) | 60.37 | 90% | 2013-11-09 |
| 25006. | Hugh (gbush2000) | 60.36 | 94% | 2020-10-09 |
| 25007. | Songnay (songnay) | 60.36 | 98% | 2016-06-26 |
| 25008. | matti (matti_123456) | 60.36 | 95% | 2011-11-07 |
| 25009. | Nguyen (kidtrum) | 60.36 | 94% | 2016-11-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |