And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20344. | MAD (greeny3003) | 78.47 | 88% | 2017-02-20 |
| 20345. | Daniel (pekdaniel) | 78.47 | 96% | 2014-04-17 |
| 20346. | Doordarshan (slow_as_snail) | 78.47 | 98% | 2014-09-19 |
| 20347. | badomiso (badomiso) | 78.47 | — | 2010-12-14 |
| 20348. | Aaren (aarengan) | 78.47 | 94% | 2013-08-03 |
| 20349. | Joona (snans) | 78.46 | 92% | 2016-05-09 |
| 20350. | Veluare (velaure) | 78.46 | 92% | 2013-01-06 |
| 20351. | Chris (youarevalid) | 78.46 | 96% | 2018-12-14 |
| 20352. | Imme (immevdb) | 78.46 | 99% | 2018-10-16 |
| 20353. | Jesse (jesser1440) | 78.46 | 99% | 2023-03-05 |
| 20354. | Kenny (boosted_kimchi) | 78.46 | 97% | 2019-01-22 |
| 20355. | bit harsh (gifman) | 78.46 | 97% | 2023-07-22 |
| 20356. | Uladzislau (vlad_13_borisov) | 78.46 | 98% | 2021-11-09 |
| 20357. | Hùng (kenkenkiota) | 78.46 | 98% | 2020-10-12 |
| 20358. | smegg (smeggbrain) | 78.46 | 97% | 2012-04-01 |
| 20359. | Jian Feng (bosprimigenius) | 78.46 | 97% | 2014-03-17 |
| 20360. | tori (emveete) | 78.45 | 98% | 2020-07-28 |
| 20361. | (grossguy) | 78.45 | 98% | 2023-03-27 |
| 20362. | HawkEye (hawk_eye) | 78.45 | 97% | 2021-07-08 |
| 20363. | S3LVA (r06ramanat) | 78.45 | 97% | 2021-02-15 |
| 20364. | bazinga (bazinga69) | 78.45 | 96% | 2013-11-25 |
| 20365. | jack (thefriendlyfrog) | 78.45 | 99% | 2018-10-15 |
| 20366. | Jason (jasonsupreme) | 78.45 | — | 2010-09-28 |
| 20367. | Hoang (huyhoangan) | 78.44 | 94% | 2011-10-02 |
| 20368. | tstats[rajini_taliva] (raji... | 78.44 | 93% | 2013-02-23 |
| 20369. | Luis (redbeam) | 78.44 | 99% | 2011-12-29 |
| 20370. | OtiS (mitchydkid) | 78.44 | 97% | 2013-05-14 |
| 20371. | mohamed (doublemimo) | 78.44 | 96% | 2011-05-07 |
| 20372. | Mez69 (mezx69) | 78.43 | 96% | 2021-10-31 |
| 20373. | Tanvir (tanvir_025) | 78.43 | 97% | 2021-10-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |