It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1715. | Aidyn (justaidyn) | 83.79 | 98% | 2019-05-24 |
| 1716. | 7th Samurai (samurai7) | 83.78 | 98% | 2018-08-10 |
| 1717. | Timo (urmaul) | 83.78 | 96% | 2018-11-08 |
| 1718. | Logan (zogzmiller) | 83.77 | 98% | 2018-08-01 |
| 1719. | Broken (brokencog) | 83.76 | 98% | 2018-07-11 |
| 1720. | Michael (michaelleestuy) | 83.74 | 98% | 2020-01-05 |
| 1721. | Matthew (matwat7) | 83.71 | 97% | 2019-05-07 |
| 1722. | Anthony (mike916) | 83.71 | 97% | 2017-08-30 |
| 1723. | Electronica__ (electronica__) | 83.71 | 98% | 2021-08-14 |
| 1724. | Emil (achinon) | 83.71 | 98% | 2020-03-29 |
| 1725. | littlelamp100 (littlelamp100) | 83.70 | 96% | 2020-12-08 |
| 1726. | qu3z (qu3z) | 83.68 | 96% | 2020-05-22 |
| 1727. | 🧟Meep (flametiger71) | 83.66 | 98% | 2019-10-15 |
| 1728. | Jacob (vatyr) | 83.66 | 97% | 2017-09-19 |
| 1729. | Andrew (momoterraw) | 83.65 | 98% | 2020-06-17 |
| 1730. | 2Centuries (marwankhaled) | 83.65 | 97% | 2020-06-30 |
| 1731. | Jack (thefreighttrain) | 83.64 | 97% | 2020-10-02 |
| 1732. | julianna (sushirolleater) | 83.64 | 97% | 2020-10-20 |
| 1733. | m (hotdogggg) | 83.63 | 98% | 2020-08-20 |
| 1734. | SR (ssdel) | 83.62 | 98% | 2021-08-12 |
| 1735. | DoDo (ayanidle) | 83.60 | 96% | 2019-04-20 |
| 1736. | Grace (orange_electric) | 83.59 | 98% | 2020-05-07 |
| 1737. | Miguel (madworksmedia) | 83.58 | 97% | 2019-05-17 |
| 1738. | Minä (arabwinner) | 83.56 | 97% | 2020-10-12 |
| 1739. | Eric (heeric) | 83.55 | 97% | 2018-11-09 |
| 1740. | Chinchin (mechanical1337) | 83.55 | 96% | 2020-03-19 |
| 1741. | Taplur (taplur) | 83.53 | 96% | 2018-02-27 |
| 1742. | Masayuki (masamugu123) | 83.52 | 97% | 2017-12-14 |
| 1743. | seq (slownoobtyper) | 83.50 | 95% | 2019-09-27 |
| 1744. | Nico (clarencenico) | 83.50 | 96% | 2018-06-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |