Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no more, I can't... I can't watch this. Pay the bills, station break. Break it down! Operators are standing by. Cubic zirconium necklace. You're soaking in it. And our fabulous swimsuit issue. When you've got a headache this big. Read the book. This is your brain on drugs. I've fallen and I can't get up!
—from I Can't Watch This, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
Active since June 26, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1478. | Ruben (rubenzhang) | 87.14 | 98% | 2017-10-20 |
| 1479. | Ilove (ilovehamlet) | 87.14 | 96% | 2019-12-24 |
| 1480. | (juij) | 87.13 | 95% | 2018-02-03 |
| 1481. | SRG (comfyhippo) | 87.12 | 98% | 2019-07-28 |
| 1482. | KILLA (longhin_mark) | 87.10 | 98% | 2019-03-05 |
| 1483. | Ivan (ljakpa) | 87.10 | 96% | 2019-03-11 |
| 1484. | Jay (callmepapajay) | 87.07 | 99% | 2020-10-11 |
| 1485. | H (docsattar) | 87.07 | 99% | 2019-11-28 |
| 1486. | Chad (chadpalmer2) | 87.07 | 97% | 2017-12-03 |
| 1487. | sakuu (jofwee) | 87.05 | 98% | 2017-09-16 |
| 1488. | Bobbie (culturedvehicle) | 87.02 | 97% | 2020-12-04 |
| 1489. | Simon (sxmxn) | 87.01 | 97% | 2020-10-07 |
| 1490. | Suhas (suhasmaddali007) | 87.01 | 97% | 2019-06-04 |
| 1491. | Song (quot) | 87.00 | 97% | 2020-11-02 |
| 1492. | ProfessionalAussieChoker (c... | 86.99 | 97% | 2017-11-23 |
| 1493. | tstats[shinecross] (shinecr... | 86.99 | 97% | 2017-10-07 |
| 1494. | Jack (thefreighttrain) | 86.97 | 98% | 2020-09-17 |
| 1495. | Luke (saurodin) | 86.96 | 96% | 2018-05-29 |
| 1496. | Darko (shippylord) | 86.96 | 96% | 2020-11-26 |
| 1497. | Time-Saving Techy (keyyong) | 86.96 | 98% | 2018-01-15 |
| 1498. | edisondotme (annuit02) | 86.96 | 96% | 2020-09-25 |
| 1499. | Ben (venza) | 86.95 | 98% | 2020-04-19 |
| 1500. | Mark (gosquared) | 86.94 | 96% | 2020-08-30 |
| 1501. | Angelic (angelic_devil) | 86.93 | 97% | 2019-10-07 |
| 1502. | Aleksander (acidix) | 86.92 | 97% | 2020-08-01 |
| 1503. | Machine (guldan) | 86.92 | 99% | 2019-01-18 |
| 1504. | Felix (f2862089986) | 86.91 | 98% | 2019-02-04 |
| 1505. | n o t h i n g (whyme__) | 86.90 | 99% | 2020-12-19 |
| 1506. | Robby Alvian (robbyajm) | 86.90 | 96% | 2018-12-02 |
| 1507. | owo (emilan) | 86.89 | 97% | 2020-11-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,595 | 76.89 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 91.61 | March 4, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 55.43 | August 1, 2020 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 171.18 | April 16, 2017 |