So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24692. | Joshua (conn24) | 61.12 | 96.5% | 2021-02-04 |
| 24693. | MIke (mike110) | 61.12 | 97% | 2016-07-03 |
| 24694. | henry (filthy_rich86) | 61.12 | 95% | 2013-08-13 |
| 24695. | Bobert (bloobertbludge) | 61.11 | 97% | 2020-05-15 |
| 24696. | Ivan (ivanh922114) | 61.11 | 97% | 2022-03-28 |
| 24697. | Liam (eternalenigma) | 61.11 | 94% | 2023-07-26 |
| 24698. | Hayden (hlbagd0723) | 61.11 | 97% | 2014-06-30 |
| 24699. | Fadhiel (padil) | 61.11 | 95% | 2011-05-10 |
| 24700. | Ali (alibasaran) | 61.11 | 97% | 2013-05-07 |
| 24701. | Massy (masmint27) | 61.11 | 95% | 2011-07-15 |
| 24702. | "ISLAM is a religion of PEA... | 61.10 | 96% | 2022-07-26 |
| 24703. | cody (ocdy1001) | 61.10 | 95% | 2023-05-10 |
| 24704. | sachin (sachinsharma) | 61.10 | — | 2010-05-12 |
| 24705. | ANUP (typekashyap) | 61.10 | 97% | 2021-09-21 |
| 24706. | Saadidas (turboboost) | 61.10 | 89% | 2017-03-09 |
| 24707. | Shawn (vglunatic) | 61.10 | 91% | 2014-12-21 |
| 24708. | TheSoupKitchen (thesoupkitc... | 61.09 | 95% | 2013-03-11 |
| 24709. | Max (maxube21) | 61.09 | 95% | 2022-10-19 |
| 24710. | bj (ratatatata212112) | 61.09 | 96% | 2022-08-31 |
| 24711. | Dan (thefinalgetsuga) | 61.09 | 94% | 2013-10-20 |
| 24712. | Lóránt (manwho) | 61.09 | 95% | 2021-01-25 |
| 24713. | Maddy (monkeytoes2) | 61.09 | 95% | 2012-02-14 |
| 24714. | KraZy_KiLLa (krazy_killa) | 61.09 | 94% | 2014-04-19 |
| 24715. | chase (gmuhny) | 61.09 | 97% | 2013-11-07 |
| 24716. | G Dragon (g.w.l.griffiths@b... | 61.09 | 91% | 2016-05-09 |
| 24717. | Becca (becmarley) | 61.08 | 89% | 2015-12-14 |
| 24718. | Achilles (areeengkingking) | 61.08 | 97% | 2020-10-29 |
| 24719. | K4_keyChan_ (k4_keychan_) | 61.08 | 95% | 2021-04-08 |
| 24720. | Yang-Yi (_ice_tea_) | 61.08 | 96% | 2021-01-02 |
| 24721. | afshin (afshin_alizadeh) | 61.08 | 95% | 2016-07-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |