So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 100. | accongero (geononquit) | 152.86 | 99% | 2021-11-22 |
| 101. | ⛧🦇🎃💀🎃🦇⛧ ... | 152.71 | 99% | 2020-10-27 |
| 102. | (dou_) | 152.69 | 100% | 2021-05-08 |
| 103. | new account fenno4 (fennomak) | 152.64 | 99% | 2022-07-16 |
| 104. | (disclo5ure) | 152.59 | 99% | 2018-04-13 |
| 105. | (levitations) | 152.53 | 99% | 2023-07-01 |
| 106. | beat me if u can ; (bblaise) | 152.50 | 100% | 2018-01-01 |
| 107. | lavé (traben) | 152.32 | 100% | 2021-09-28 |
| 108. | (g_fruit) | 152.27 | 100% | 2023-03-28 |
| 109. | (chadwhite86) | 152.16 | 100% | 2022-06-25 |
| 110. | paperboy ditty (wordracer888) | 152.02 | 100% | 2017-04-17 |
| 111. | arijan (arijan) | 151.90 | 98% | 2023-10-11 |
| 112. | Amen [Dvorak-Trainee] (amun) | 151.84 | 99.4% | 2021-02-23 |
| 113. | (o________o) | 151.67 | 99% | 2020-08-12 |
| 114. | i'd buy that for a dollar! ... | 151.61 | 99% | 2019-06-21 |
| 115. | (mothball_p) | 151.36 | — | 2010-09-20 |
| 116. | (thefatninja69) | 151.33 | 99% | 2020-04-09 |
| 117. | (notcheatingbtwdesktop) | 151.29 | 98% | 2018-08-19 |
| 118. | Claire (clairez93) | 151.25 | 99% | 2018-04-23 |
| 119. | (01110000) | 151.10 | 100% | 2019-04-11 |
| 120. | Andrei (_son_) | 151.08 | 99% | 2021-05-21 |
| 121. | Tim (attilitus) | 151.03 | 99% | 2015-04-22 |
| 122. | Teru (vuttar) | 150.88 | 96% | 2017-02-20 |
| 123. | zetria (primalknight) | 150.39 | 99% | 2023-04-30 |
| 124. | (xayiver) | 150.39 | 99% | 2019-08-08 |
| 125. | (jffeng) | 150.25 | 98% | 2016-03-01 |
| 126. | (descartes) | 150.12 | — | 2008-08-10 |
| 127. | ko_osaga (darkdieuguerre) | 150.06 | 95% | 2016-02-02 |
| 128. | (berlari) | 149.51 | — | 2010-10-04 |
| 129. | (joey172) | 149.31 | 98% | 2013-03-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |