So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19883. | CJ (cj2305) | 68.47 | 97% | 2021-04-17 |
| 19884. | guest (ks3rr) | 68.47 | 98% | 2022-03-08 |
| 19885. | Gon (frixgon) | 68.47 | 98% | 2021-08-24 |
| 19886. | Ana, can you send a message... | 68.47 | 92% | 2012-06-30 |
| 19887. | nova (novaajahnova) | 68.47 | 95% | 2015-08-01 |
| 19888. | Jeff (jeprei) | 68.47 | 95% | 2014-06-11 |
| 19889. | Dawned (dawned) | 68.47 | 92% | 2013-03-18 |
| 19890. | DaLorenz (laurenz127) | 68.46 | 97% | 2022-09-29 |
| 19891. | Jason (pnguin) | 68.46 | 95% | 2017-12-02 |
| 19892. | tropics (tropicswpm56) | 68.46 | 94% | 2021-07-29 |
| 19893. | Henry (ambandi) | 68.46 | 96.2% | 2023-07-04 |
| 19894. | Thickspinach (thickspinach) | 68.46 | 94% | 2023-01-31 |
| 19895. | Dodecahedron (realmarc) | 68.46 | 96% | 2020-10-07 |
| 19896. | Ashish (akk3120001) | 68.46 | 97% | 2021-05-01 |
| 19897. | kid (nqh1010) | 68.46 | 98% | 2014-10-20 |
| 19898. | Lewis (luirausse) | 68.46 | 96% | 2018-01-25 |
| 19899. | Jason (haisaru) | 68.45 | 96% | 2022-06-28 |
| 19900. | rupace (typer_ace111) | 68.45 | 96% | 2022-05-30 |
| 19901. | Ben (thefatman) | 68.45 | 98% | 2012-04-27 |
| 19902. | Jacob (jmbogo19) | 68.44 | 98% | 2022-07-03 |
| 19903. | jae (jaec0718) | 68.44 | 95% | 2012-01-28 |
| 19904. | Md Saim (saimahmad) | 68.43 | 97% | 2022-06-08 |
| 19905. | Jerry (jerrybang) | 68.43 | — | 2010-03-03 |
| 19906. | Pasang (irex124) | 68.43 | 94% | 2023-04-24 |
| 19907. | Whatshisname (whatshisname) | 68.43 | 98% | 2018-09-10 |
| 19908. | jerry (sheep0109) | 68.42 | 94% | 2022-11-29 |
| 19909. | xahriman (xahriman) | 68.42 | 98% | 2021-07-22 |
| 19910. | antmak (applepiedz) | 68.42 | 96% | 2023-01-12 |
| 19911. | Piyush (lanslord11) | 68.42 | 95% | 2022-07-10 |
| 19912. | Sammy (sammykiller) | 68.42 | 97.7% | 2021-02-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |