So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18461. | argyrw not steno real wpm (... | 70.87 | 99% | 2018-12-22 |
| 18462. | Joe (imjoe6721) | 70.87 | 95% | 2015-01-28 |
| 18463. | BJD (bjd_rock) | 70.86 | — | 2008-12-06 |
| 18464. | sai (smuna13) | 70.86 | 97% | 2021-09-20 |
| 18465. | Itamar (itkeman) | 70.86 | 85% | 2014-04-18 |
| 18466. | diee (diee_2010) | 70.86 | — | 2010-03-13 |
| 18467. | Tasha (tashadimps) | 70.86 | 93% | 2012-07-12 |
| 18468. | Dwayne (k120) | 70.86 | 92% | 2011-07-26 |
| 18469. | Edgar (deadlyxcyanide) | 70.86 | — | 2009-03-06 |
| 18470. | Raz (adashi) | 70.86 | 97% | 2017-10-05 |
| 18471. | Heexer (heexer) | 70.85 | 97% | 2023-03-14 |
| 18472. | Denec (denec) | 70.85 | 95.3% | 2023-10-08 |
| 18473. | Joey (joeyxiii) | 70.85 | 97% | 2019-12-08 |
| 18474. | mamser (mamser01) | 70.85 | 97% | 2022-09-06 |
| 18475. | Sanjay (sanjaysins) | 70.85 | 98% | 2023-06-12 |
| 18476. | Eminem (coimbra149) | 70.85 | — | 2009-03-24 |
| 18477. | Alireza (alirezaopmc) | 70.84 | 98% | 2023-01-17 |
| 18478. | theendofinfinity (theendofi... | 70.84 | 97% | 2021-06-22 |
| 18479. | Hamzeh (jegayer) | 70.84 | 95% | 2014-07-27 |
| 18480. | Elie (iceworld) | 70.84 | — | 2009-04-26 |
| 18481. | Alan (itsonlyalan) | 70.84 | — | 2011-01-15 |
| 18482. | Mark (baconhead) | 70.83 | 94% | 2015-09-09 |
| 18483. | Dee (reeee24) | 70.83 | 96% | 2019-10-31 |
| 18484. | B (wolfericus) | 70.83 | 93% | 2015-02-05 |
| 18485. | aEr0 (_aero) | 70.83 | 98% | 2022-11-17 |
| 18486. | la1 (xtyping) | 70.83 | 95% | 2023-02-06 |
| 18487. | Sebastian (cloutimus) | 70.83 | 96% | 2021-07-19 |
| 18488. | Kieran (kaymawn) | 70.83 | 91% | 2016-05-02 |
| 18489. | Big Tuna (dominicgangx) | 70.83 | 88% | 2015-11-08 |
| 18490. | Sebstian (sedasti) | 70.82 | 96% | 2021-12-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |